-- Posted by Anonymous at 5:41 am on Sep. 20, 2008 Why does the top part of an ass crack smell almost as bad as the hole itself? -- Posted by BabiiTempa at 5:42 am on Sep. 20, 2008 because u dont wash yours -- Posted by Bearsy at 5:44 am on Sep. 20, 2008 how do you bend like that -- Posted by Mattie17 at 5:45 am on Sep. 20, 2008 how did you smell it exactly -- Posted by Anonymous at 5:49 am on Sep. 20, 2008 with my finger!! DUH, dont act like you have never sniffed your own privates! -- Posted by nerevarine692 at 5:53 am on Sep. 20, 2008 Because you touch yourself at night. -- Posted by aisling1991 at 6:26 am on Sep. 20, 2008 erm...wash it -- Posted by Anonymous at 6:28 am on Sep. 20, 2008 I do wash it! It still smells like rotten cheese!!! -- Posted by AmazingAndy at 6:29 am on Sep. 20, 2008 Hmm not sure, maybe if your ass sweats? Im not an expert -- Posted by nik1 at 10:43 am on Sep. 20, 2008 Because toilet paper smears it up your butt.  Takes soap and water to clean it up.