-- Posted by greatescape at 4:10 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 I learned this today on Livewire. You can always decide yourself that you want to become a virgin again. The lord forgives you for your sins. I'm thinking that she was just regular old "Mary", got freaky with her sugardaddy, Joe....and then decided to become a virgin again. Mystery solved.  Your welcome world. -- Posted by Baron Samedi at 4:11 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Well how about that... -- Posted by kelley187 at 4:11 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 haha right on -- Posted by chaosdisown at 4:11 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 hm good point... -- Posted by ijustdontknow at 4:11 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 lmao -- Posted by BeautifulxLiar at 4:11 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 ohmygod, life suddenly makes sense, i owe you SO much. -- Posted by BING BANG at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Or...they was about to get durttyz and he sprayed his baby batter near her vagoo and voila her eggo is preggo. -- Posted by hotsaucii princess at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 lol -- Posted by Vbby at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Ive been qutoed twice in one hour! Go me! -- Posted by pujolsfan at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 it was immaculate conception, that is all. -- Posted by Pebbles123 at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 I always thought she gave that guy a handjob and then fingered herself. I guess your ones better than mine. -- Posted by Permious at 4:14 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from Pebbles123 at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 I always thought she gave that guy a handjob and then fingered herself. I guess your ones better than mine. pretty sure she would have used a turkey baster. mary would never finger herself -- Posted by greatescape at 4:17 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from Permious at 6:14 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from Pebbles123 at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 I always thought she gave that guy a handjob and then fingered herself.    I guess your ones better than mine. pretty sure she would have used a turkey baster. mary would never finger herself Fingers=sin Turkey basters=God's will. -- Posted by Solitude at 4:18 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 oh ok so I can be a virgin any day right? -- Posted by littlebigwonder at 4:20 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 One time.. On livewire I was told the meaning of life. then the topic got deleted -- Posted by Takinam at 4:37 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 This defeats the point of even having use of the word, "virgin". Why would Mary be called a virgin if everyone is a virgin? She was called a virgin because she was deemed "special" to not have sex and then to conceive a child. Not because of some idealistic interpretation of the word. -- Posted by Shaknbake at 6:01 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from greatescape11 at 4:10 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 I'm thinking that she was just regular old "Mary", got freaky with her sugardaddy, Joe....and then decided to become a virgin again. Mystery solved. Your welcome world. The virgin birth was never mystery. Plain old fucking and/or plain old vaginal birth is never good enough for a god-man. You know there are stories telling how Siddhartha Gautama popped out his mother's side? How's that for Eastern wisdom? One thing that's infinitely clear about the mystics and clerics of our world; they can't stand sex and they can't stand vagina. -- Posted by SovSull at 6:10 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from Shaknbake at 9:01 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 The virgin birth was never mystery. Plain old fucking and/or plain old vaginal birth is never good enough for a god-man. You know there are stories telling how Siddhartha Gautama popped out his mother's side? How's that for Eastern wisdom? One thing that's infinitely clear about the mystics and clerics of our world; they can't stand sex and they can't stand vagina. i for one would be very receptive of a new religion centered around vaginas -- Posted by Praise the Lard at 6:11 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from SovSull at 6:10 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 Quote: from Shaknbake at 9:01 pm on Sep. 21, 2008 The virgin birth was never mystery. Plain old fucking and/or plain old vaginal birth is never good enough for a god-man. You know there are stories telling how Siddhartha Gautama popped out his mother's side? How's that for Eastern wisdom?    One thing that's infinitely clear about the mystics and clerics of our world; they can't stand sex and they can't stand vagina. i for one would be very receptive of a new religion centered around vaginas church of the holy vagina cum one cum all glory hole glory hole hallelujah the jokes never end -- Posted by Cruizer at 1:37 am on Sep. 22, 2008 lol i like family guys response "im the virgin mary, thats my story and im gonna stick by it" -- Posted by dramaqueenxoxo at 3:50 am on Sep. 22, 2008 lol... I really want to tell my RS teacher that one!