-- Posted by thenevermrsrapp at 10:06 pm on Sep. 29, 2008 For a show i'm doing... I've figured out strapping my boobs down, i need a way to make all my hair go away without cutting it, cause that's not happening.   anything? -- Posted by claudiaro89 at 10:07 pm on Sep. 29, 2008 wear a cap? -- Posted by taraxgoesxboom at 10:07 pm on Sep. 29, 2008 They make bald caps you can cover with and then use a guys wig. -- Posted by Baron Samedi at 10:07 pm on Sep. 29, 2008 A hat. -- Posted by Kristen exohh at 10:07 pm on Sep. 29, 2008 Really tight bun? -- Posted by forfallonyy at 10:07 pm on Sep. 29, 2008 bandanna -- Posted by medjai at 10:08 pm on Sep. 29, 2008 That's not your biggest issue your biggest issue is that you have an hourglass frame I mean how do you plan to hide your hips? If you're unwilling to cut your hair then you'll need to style it into some kind of masculine ponytail or some shit. -- Posted by shutter bugs at 10:08 pm on Sep. 29, 2008 a wig or, with lots of bobby pins and a hair net careflly pin all your hair into a bun at the middle of the back of your head or slightly near the top of your head. -- Posted by sub800 at 10:10 pm on Sep. 29, 2008 get drunk with britney spears -- Posted by Killer Tofu at 10:11 pm on Sep. 29, 2008 hair net. -- Posted by silverbullets at 10:23 pm on Sep. 29, 2008 your hair stuffed up into a beanie or hat. i did that one day and went to work. and someone was like whose the new guy' to another worker. lol. -- Posted by emmywashere3849 at 9:45 am on Oct. 5, 2008 get a bald cap. you put your hair up under it, it hides your hair, then you can put on a guy-ish wig. or you could try a hat. -- Posted by telomere13 at 9:01 pm on Oct. 5, 2008 Bald cap, short (preferably very) wig, and baggy boy-clothes.  Keep in mind that your facial structure and overall figure will still leave clues as to your real gender, so you need to slightly over-do the rest of the features.   Real males can get away with being slightly feminine in at least some features and no one will get confused, but your best bet is to make sure you don't send any mixed messages at all.   Also, consider using a bit of makeup to make your lips look smaller, etc.  Any subtle thing will probably help.