-- Posted by Anonymous at 6:14 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 A couple of weeks ago, I blew off this chick that I had been regularly seeing on the weekends. It actually wasn't intentional, I had just gotten busy with work, hobbies and other women. Anyway, just about the time I was thinking about calling her, I get an email from her. She says she feels disrespected that I haven't talked to her in two weeks, that she thought we had something more than that. She said that I 'owed' her an explanation, etc. Ok...so that pretty much sealed the deal on that one. That was just too much. I decide that I'm definitely not going to talk to her anymore. NEXT! Fast-forward to tonight. I wait tables at a fairly busy restaurant in a shopping mall. We're in the middle of the dinner rush. The restaurant is packed. I'm standing in front of a table taking an order from a black couple. Guy: Aight...lemme get a burger. Put some cheese on it. I start to write his order on my tablet when I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn to my right, and it's HER. HBPsycho: Good to see ya. And the bitch tries to KNEE ME IN THE BALLS! I say 'she tried' because she actually missed and kind of grazed my thigh. She did come close though. Then she turns and walks away quickly. Like, she's almost running out of the place. Now, being that I'm trained in the art of frame control, I turn back to the table as if nothing had happened at all. Johnny: How would you like that burger cooked, sir? Guy: What da *beep*? Johnny: I said how would you like that burger done, sir? Guy: Ah yeah...done. WELL done. I finish taking the order and go to put it into the computer. As I'm doing so, the thought occurs to me that this girl had probably thought that coming into my workplace and doing what she did was going to be this Hollywood-esque moment of humiliation for me. Like, she probably imagined that the whole place would go silent for a moment. Everyone would stop eating and stare. A fork would drop on a plate on the far side of the room. Heart-broken heroine, exit stage right. But it didn't happen like that. She pictured herself as Carrie running up and humiliating Mr. Big like with flowers, you could tell, she tried to be dramatic and everything, but it was an epic fail -- Posted by Everlongx at 6:15 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 I hate those kinds of shows. I tried watching it, and i could only watch for 10 seconds. Completely mindless dumb-bitch entertainment. -- Posted by Catalyst11 at 6:16 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 Failure -- Posted by MixedDelight at 6:16 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 You sound like a fucking jerk. I'm disappointed she missed. :/ -- Posted by smmayy at 6:16 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 one, dont pick on sex and the city. two, your both idiots. and three, i think you are over-analyzing this thing. -- Posted by One Two Step at 6:16 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 LOL I love you. It was kinda harsh though blowing her off for 2 weeks, but that was too much (what she did). -- Posted by alastrxxna at 6:17 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 That show is ridiculous. They put themselves through hell for a guy, then act like they didn't know they were the victim. -- Posted by Anonymous at 6:17 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 Quote: from MixedDelight at 6:16 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 You sound like a fucking jerk. I'm disappointed she missed. :/ lol why so hateful sista? -- Posted by neotreo at 6:20 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 Quote: from One Two Step at 9:16 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 ... It was kinda harsh though blowing her off for 2 weeks, but that was too much (what she did). agreed! -- Posted by Smorz at 6:20 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 Quote: from MixedDelight at 9:16 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 You sound like a fucking jerk. I'm disappointed she missed. :/ I'm with her, you're a fucking douche bag lol. -- Posted by kiku34 at 6:23 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 lmao XD -- Posted by Hggh7 at 6:23 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 Quote: from Smorz at 8:20 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 Quote: from MixedDelight at 9:16 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 You sound like a fucking jerk.    I'm disappointed she missed. :/ I'm with her, you're a fucking douche bag lol. What did he do? -- Posted by 0h h3ll n0 at 6:27 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 That made me lol. She sounds crazy! -- Posted by Behringer at 6:27 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 Quote: from smmayy at 9:16 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 one, dont pick on sex and the city. two, your both idiots. and three, i think you are over-analyzing this thing. This one here ^ -- Posted by fleur de saison6 at 6:28 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 Quote: from Smorz at 6:20 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 Quote: from MixedDelight at 9:16 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 You sound like a fucking jerk.    I'm disappointed she missed. :/ I'm with her, you're a fucking douche bag lol. me too -- Posted by 2kewl4u2know at 6:31 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 Or maybe you're over-thinking this and it has nothing to do with tv.  Rather she just wanted to give you a good knee to the balls.     -- Posted by thebOsssx3 at 6:32 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 I've watched every Sex and The City episode, Carrie never tried anything like that. And, what did you expect after not talking to her for two weeks? -- Posted by Gordon Bombay at 11:29 pm on Nov. 10, 2008 This whole female empowerment BS has run its course.  Who the fck does that bitch think she is?  She tried to knee you in the balls man.  It's very possible that if she succeeded you could be impotent.  Of course, if she managed to score a bullseye and you punched her in defense, it would be your ass in court defending against an assault charge.  The fact that she felt empowered to inflict harm over something so trivial leads me to come the conclusion that the majority of young women in the U.S. have major entitlement and princess syndrome issues.  The sad fact is, you might see 10 women assaulting guys with unwarranted slaps, knees, punches.  But this is seen as ok behavior, the guy is just supposed to take it.  If a guy tries defending himself, pushing some crazy bitch against the wall to prevent her from doing anymore harm, other guys will come to her rescue.  Why?  Because in today's world pussy is put on a pedestal.  Makes me sick.   BTW, fuck you, white knights.