-- Posted by BrokenBelief at 8:25 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 How do you convince a total douchebag... erm... your "roommate" to move out of your room? He's a douchebag that can't respect anyone else's time, space, or silence, and me and my other roommate want him the fuck out of our tiny little room. What sadistic things can I do him to convince him to leave? -- Posted by return2me at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 http://www.des.emory.edu/mfp/annoy.html -- Posted by alastrxxna at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Shit on him in his sleep. -- Posted by mycuteFIEND at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Cum on his face while he's sleeping. -- Posted by vanquisher91 at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Be caught having sex with his mother by him...on his bed... Seriously though....there is no better way than to talk to him about it. Sadism usually just leads to tension and trouble. -- Posted by 2kewl4u2know at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 You could tell the RA that he has alcohol in the room...plant some if he doesn't. >.> If you don't live in the dorms then be a complete ass to him until he moves...or you can just ask him to move out. -- Posted by TigressaLynnMae at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 "Hey, things aren't working out. And I'm unable to move. So...pack your things, and find a new place of residence." -- Posted by RossTheHoss69 at 8:28 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Just start acting odd... Walk around naked. Stay up late talking to yourself. Masturbate into a tuna can, and place it back in the cabinet. -- Posted by MixedDelight at 8:28 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Tell him you used his pillow to scratch your herpes. -- Posted by bigredron at 8:33 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 rape him -- Posted by raza301 at 8:36 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Quote: from return2me at 8:26 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 http://www.des.emory.edu/mfp/annoy.html that was quite good -- Posted by Ju5tin at 8:39 pm on Nov. 13, 2008 Take all his shit and throw it out the window, or you and your roommate can just be complete fucking assholes to him all the time. -- Posted by casesensitive30 at 1:55 am on Nov. 16, 2008 usually in situations with multiple roomates, you can have them removed by a majority vote.  talk to your ra or rd.