Pages: 1 2  Next -- Posted by look over here at 3:27 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 This one's pretty bad: How do you stop a baby's crying? Take your dick out of its ass and put it in its mouth. -- Posted by MystiqueBeauty16 at 3:27 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 That is pretty fucked up. I know a lot of dead baby jokes that are pretty horrible, but I can't recall specific details. -- Posted by Lally at 3:27 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 im sorry but that made me giggle, however bad that may be. -- Posted by Vana at 3:28 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 so funny how do you put 2 babies together? but them both in a blender -- Posted by kill the bitch at 3:28 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 whats the difference between black people and a bucket of shit? the bucket o.0 -- Posted by nearlyinsane at 3:28 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Wow... I don't know what to say to that. -- Posted by Alice Cullen at 3:28 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 that is so disgusting ... poor baby -- Posted by wtflolzers99 at 3:28 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Quote: from look over here at 3:27 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 This one's pretty bad: How do you stop a baby's crying?   Take your dick out of its ass and put it in its mouth. when i read this in the fresh topics list, this is the joke i thought of -- Posted by Skyler72 rawrr at 3:29 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Quote: from kill the bitch at 3:28 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 whats the difference between black people and a bucket of shit?   the bucket o.0 This. lol -- Posted by liv21 at 3:29 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 How do you fit two babies into a tight space? Blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips. -- Posted by Missing Piece at 3:30 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Why did the baby cross the street? It was chained to the back of my truck. What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in ten trash cans. -- Posted by mandieelovess at 3:30 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 How many babies does it take to paint a wall?       ---Depends on how hard you throw 'em. sick, ain't it? -- Posted by dixiegirl101 at 3:31 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 that was so stupid -- Posted by insane punk at 3:31 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 whats more fun then shooting a baby out of a cannon at 500 mph? stopping it with the shovel... -- Posted by Deviant at 3:31 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 I don't see the humor in these jokes. -- Posted by Missing Piece at 3:32 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline. -- Posted by La Motta at 3:32 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 HA fucking hell!! -- Posted by ulii at 3:32 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a corvertte? i don't have a corvette in my garage. -- Posted by scalywag66 at 3:33 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 um... Why did the Mexican cross the border? to cut grass lol ultimate fail joke -- Posted by Missing Piece at 3:34 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 How do you keep a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head -- Posted by quiteanart at 3:34 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 What do white girls and bricks have in common? The both get laid by mexicans. -- Posted by desireelovesyouu at 3:35 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Dead baby jokes are horrible. -- Posted by Missing Piece at 3:37 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up a dead baby. Omg I'm going to hell. -- Posted by AsTheCitySleeps at 3:37 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 how do you screw with helen keller? leave a plunger in the toilet. -- Posted by xxambo at 3:58 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 not much of a joke but:   my shirt is 100% cotton and you picked every peice of it dont get mad sum guy sed it to me:) -- Posted by Air Canada at 4:31 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Winner right here: What do you tell a black jew? Get to the back of the oven. -- Posted by bangalore at 7:45 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven. Holocaust jokes ftw! -- Posted by LucidAssassin at 8:14 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 these are horrible....but anyways how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray -- Posted by SCHLONG at 2:56 pm on Dec. 5, 2008 WHAT'S THE HARDEST PART ABOUT MICROWAVING A BABY? TRY TO KEEP THE CAMERA STEADY WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE YOUR JERKING OFF WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND! -- Posted by Frank89 at 7:10 am on April 9, 2009 Why do niggers have only nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream. Pages: 1 2  Next