-- Posted by Anonymous at 5:04 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 everytime i go to sleep i worry. ALOT. because everytime im awoken by some muscular, forceful man with a gruff voice named "Pedro". at least thats what he calls himself. his voice tells me "it's only a dream" then he puts a clothe over my mouth and i go back to sleep. when i wake up, a part of my body has been shaved. for example, today i woke up with a 3 inch X 3inch area shaved off me leg. the day before, a batman sign on above my penis. a few years ago, my chest and balls had every fast food logo perfectly shaved into it. if anyone wants to offer any NON judgemental advice on how to deal with this slick sicko, please tell me. i'm thinking of setting bug zappers around my room. -- Posted by jamiee at 5:05 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 wait, like a real person does this to you? or is it a dream? this is creepy -- Posted by ironicdreams at 5:06 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 I wish I has a batman logo shaved above MY penis... /pouts -- Posted by MixedDelight at 5:06 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Professional Help. Psychiatric. -- Posted by Zoom66 at 5:06 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 haha  the batman symbol ...its not pedro -- Posted by PVHSco08 at 5:07 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 wth. -- Posted by flufferbunkers at 5:07 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 wait this isnt a dream?!!1 -- Posted by phrozen at 5:08 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 If i had a penis. I would want batman shaved above it too ^-^ -- Posted by Mediocre at 5:08 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 If there is any justice in the world, this will be a modpick. -- Posted by k14nk at 5:08 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 lock your door? -- Posted by babecakes at 5:08 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  this is the funnyest LW topic ever made -- Posted by in loveeex3 at 5:10 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 a dream ? schizophrenic ? -- Posted by Anonymous at 5:11 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Quote: from flufferbunkers at 5:07 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 wait this isnt a dream?!!1 no and that isn't the worst part!! wait yeah it is. -- Posted by BeautifulxLiar at 5:14 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Quote: from jamiee at 8:05 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 wait, like a real person does this to you?   or is it a dream? this is creepy yea -- Posted by Anonymous at 5:20 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Quote: from bracexface lovesxdan at 5:14 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Quote: from jamiee at 8:05 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 wait, like a real person does this to you?  or is it a dream?    this is creepy     yea no but that must say something about my mental state that i made that up so fast...