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-- Posted by nearlyinsane at 8:47 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

My fiance found this joke in a local magazine. I thought it was funny....?

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A husband and wife are laying in bed, watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

The husband turns to the wife and says, "Wanna have sex?"

Immediately, the wife says, "NO!"

The husband replies, "Is that your final answer?"

The wife says, "YES!"

Cheekily, the husband says, "I'm going to use a lifeline... I want to phone a friend."  


-- Posted by reev at 8:47 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

lol


-- Posted by sykexl at 8:48 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

Not laugh out loud funny but amusing.


-- Posted by Aerie at 8:48 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

...okay...


-- Posted by empathyisdead at 8:48 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

I'd ask the audience, TBH.


-- Posted by californication at 8:48 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

haha nice


-- Posted by studmuffn at 8:48 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

that wife sucks.


-- Posted by Hi Carie at 8:48 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

I chuckled.


-- Posted by Methamphetaminex at 8:49 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

That was slightly amusing. Thank you. :)


-- Posted by Skyler72 rawrr at 8:49 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

Hehe.


-- Posted by Ju5tin at 8:52 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

That's on a poster in this bar I go to!


-- Posted by Ashley Marie at 8:52 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

That's pretty funny


-- Posted by isobel at 8:56 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

Meh... not funny.


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