-- Posted by MaryLin at 7:35 am on Nov. 18, 2008 THE world's fattest man has finally managed to consummate his marriage after friends built him a "sex ramp". Tubby Manuel Uribe, 43, slimmed down to 47st for his wedding to Claudia Solis, 38, two weeks ago. He was carted to the ceremony on a flatbed truck but was unable to have his wedding night fun. So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body. This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts. And Manuel, who once tipped the scales at a colossal 87st, confirmed: "We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God. "We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth." The idea for the ramp came from US company Liberator, which makes a variety of bouncy ramps so regular-sized couples can try new sex positions. One friend in Monterrey, Mexico, said: "He and Claudia are very happy with the love ramp and, for the first time, being in bed has become fun for Manuel." -- Posted by kill the bitch at 7:36 am on Nov. 18, 2008 did she die..... -- Posted by Phoenixreturned at 7:36 am on Nov. 18, 2008 O.O the thoughts of that will haunt me for years to come... -- Posted by amiee at 7:36 am on Nov. 18, 2008 "the love ramp" haha, awesome -- Posted by HuffleHaire at 7:37 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Good for Manuel -- Posted by Gemmax at 7:37 am on Nov. 18, 2008 omg poor wife ... -- Posted by Firefly00 at 7:38 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Only this would be in the Daily fucking Star. -- Posted by MaryLin at 7:38 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Quote: from Gemmax at 5:37 pm on Nov. 18, 2008 omg poor wife ... I hope she was the one on top   -- Posted by mtllcrckmn at 7:38 am on Nov. 18, 2008 LMAO -- Posted by Dannay at 7:40 am on Nov. 18, 2008 hehe -- Posted by xblackpoisonx at 7:41 am on Nov. 18, 2008 that is SO fucking awesome lol -- Posted by Praise the Lard at 7:47 am on Nov. 18, 2008 What backwards country measures in stones? -- Posted by Mikoto at 7:52 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Imagine if it broke and she got crushed, haha. -- Posted by Mikoto at 7:52 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Quote: from Praise the Lard at 3:47 pm on Nov. 18, 2008 What backwards country measures in stones? What backwards country measures in pounds? AMG -- Posted by taraxgoesxboom at 7:53 am on Nov. 18, 2008 haha... That's good though, good for them. -- Posted by crystal 81308 at 7:58 am on Nov. 18, 2008 omg. lmao.! -- Posted by Praise the Lard at 7:59 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Quote: from Mikoto at 7:52 am on Nov. 18, 2008 Quote: from Praise the Lard at 3:47 pm on Nov. 18, 2008 What backwards country measures in stones? What backwards country measures in pounds? AMG America measures in Eagles and Patriotism. -- Posted by allsmiles at 9:35 am on Nov. 19, 2008 Quote: from Praise the Lard at 3:47 pm on Nov. 18, 2008 What backwards country measures in stones? One which resists the frogs tirelessly.