-- Posted by Clouse227 at 10:04 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Don't read this if you're a woman who can't handle brutal humor. Simple as that. What do you call woman with one black eye? A quick learner. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice. What do you know you did wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? You made the chain too long. lol. Yes, accuse me of being sexist, whatevers, I still have the lulz with me. EDIT: Fine, here's one for the women. =] Man "God why did you make women so Beautiful" God "So you would love them" Man "but why did you have to make them so dumb" God "So they would love you" -- Posted by KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 fuck you. -- Posted by Clouse227 at 10:08 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Quote: from KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 fuck you. Seriously, why are you even on the internet? Who keeps their computer in the kitchen? -- Posted by Fatboy1247 at 10:14 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Quote: from Clouse227 at 10:08 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Quote: from KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 fuck you. Seriously, why are you even on the internet? Who keeps their computer in the kitchen? LOL!!! omg i can't stop laughing. -- Posted by porcelain cinderella at 10:17 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 What do you call woman with one black eye? You don't call her anything. You hit her again for not being in the kithen. -- Posted by Clouse227 at 10:18 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Before Marriage John - Ah.... At last. I can hardly wait! Jane - Do you want me to leave? John - NO! Dont even think about it Jane - Do you love me? John - Of corse! Always have and always will! Jane - Have you ever cheated on me? John - No! Why are you even asking? Jane - Will you kiss me? John - Every chance i get! Jane - Will you hit me? John - Hell no! Are you crazy?! Jane - Can i trust you? Jonh - Yes Jane - Darling! For After Marriage read from bottem to top -- Posted by jsgirl at 10:20 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Quote: from Clouse227 at 10:08 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Quote: from KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 fuck you. Seriously, why are you even on the internet? Who keeps their computer in the kitchen? Ba Dum Tish -- Posted by addicted to girls at 5:05 pm on Nov. 20, 2008 lame -- Posted by asia lover at 8:53 pm on Nov. 20, 2008 heh.