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-- Posted by Jman19 at 12:09 am on Nov. 20, 2008
What are some ways you keep life exciting? Here's my list. I am in a wheelchair, and so have a physical disability, just to make that clear: 1. I go down ramps at the local skate park. This has earned me serious street cred with the local skater kids. 2. I go down escalators at the mall. 3. I smash into revolving doors. 4. I pull wheelies, and use the bicycle lane just for kicks. 5. I go ice skating, and attempt to do various 'tricks' on the ice, usually resulting me falling out my chair. 6. I get drunk and usually end up getting out of my chair, and onto the floor, and then I spend the rest of the night looking for it, and yelling at my friends for taking it away. I also tend to make car noises such as 'vroom'. 7. I go through the McDonald's and Burger King drive thrus, acting as if I am a car. This usually gets a good reaction. Those are the ones I can think of right now. Gotta live on the edge somehow, right? This is meant to be lighthearted, but take it whichever way you wish.
-- Posted by Allison Wonderland at 12:10 am on Nov. 20, 2008
I LOVE YOU JMAN!
-- Posted by blufindr at 12:10 am on Nov. 20, 2008
I order Macca's for my imaginary friends.
-- Posted by Ramellan at 12:11 am on Nov. 20, 2008
we actually like it when you guys go through our drivethru at McDonalds. gives us a bit of a kick. brightens the day.
-- Posted by misssmadejavuu at 12:19 am on Nov. 20, 2008
:) At least you can be fun about it.
-- Posted by Mr Positive at 12:45 pm on Nov. 20, 2008
Quote: from Jman19 at 12:09 am on Nov. 20, 2008
What are some ways you keep life exciting? Here's my list. I am in a wheelchair, and so have a physical disability, just to make that clear: 1. I go down ramps at the local skate park. This has earned me serious street cred with the local skater kids. 2. I go down escalators at the mall. 3. I smash into revolving doors. 4. I pull wheelies, and use the bicycle lane just for kicks. 5. I go ice skating, and attempt to do various 'tricks' on the ice, usually resulting me falling out my chair. 6. I get drunk and usually end up getting out of my chair, and onto the floor, and then I spend the rest of the night looking for it, and yelling at my friends for taking it away. I also tend to make car noises such as 'vroom'. 7. I go through the McDonald's and Burger King drive thrus, acting as if I am a car. This usually gets a good reaction. Those are the ones I can think of right now. Gotta live on the edge somehow, right? This is meant to be lighthearted, but take it whichever way you wish. 
Hey it's great that you are finding so much fun in your life. I'm very happy for you. Keep it up!
-- Posted by Catacomb at 12:22 pm on Nov. 22, 2008
want a Happy Meal?
-- Posted by See Me Now at 12:51 am on Dec. 5, 2008
Holy shit, this made me laugh harder than I've laughed in like, 20 minutes. This is like those lists of fun things to do at work just to fuck with people. I would love to see the ice skating... oh man!
-- Posted by Muser at 3:27 am on Jan. 1, 2009
Awesome! The maccas one made me laugh out loud Just out of curiosity, have you tried sit skiing?
-- Posted by Chumbawumba at 8:43 am on Feb. 6, 2009
I remember when I was in a wheel chair right after a surgery. I did doughnuts in the school parking lot.
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