-- Posted by AndWhenHeFalleth at 1:06 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 [Removed] -- Posted by Lydia Lenore at 1:07 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 you're talking about your dog as if it were as intelligent as a cat. dumb ass -- Posted by I like tuhtles at 1:08 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 One of those collars that shocks the dog when they bark? I know it's not that great of a solution, but it might work. -- Posted by Khadgar at 1:08 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 Quote: from Lydia Lenore at 1:07 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 you're talking about your dog as if it were as intelligent as a cat. dumb ass You talk about a cat as if it cared how much smarted than a dog it is. -- Posted by Catacomb at 1:08 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 Quote: from AndWhenHeFalleth at 8:06 am on Nov. 22, 2008 which is understandable because they suck change your behavior and your bitch will follow your example -- Posted by Rainbow Blight at 1:10 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 Quote: from Lydia Lenore at 1:07 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 you're talking about your dog as if it were as intelligent as a cat.   dumb ass Wow, that was helpful. Anyway, I watched a TV show about people with mean dogs who hire a guy that comes to your house and trains them to obey commands and not bark at and bite people. That's the first thing I thought of. You could also take the dog to a veterinarian and tell him about the problem; he'll probably give the dog a sedative to keep him calm throughout the day. -- Posted by AndWhenHeFalleth at 1:11 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 Quote: from Catacomb at 4:08 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 Quote: from AndWhenHeFalleth at 8:06 am on Nov. 22, 2008 which is understandable because they suck change your behavior and your bitch will follow your example Just because I'm not their biggest fan at the moment doesn't mean I'm not nice to them.  I'm actually nearly always nice. -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 1:11 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 Shock collar. -- Posted by The Wolfhound at 1:16 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 Discipline. Fuck animal cruelty. -- Posted by AndWhenHeFalleth at 1:20 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 Quote: from Lydia Lenore at 4:07 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 you're talking about your dog as if it were as intelligent as a cat. dumb ass Actually, cats and dogs are nearly equal as far as intelligence goes, but think very differently, and have different motivation, which greatly affects their behaviors.  Cats are motivated by survival, whereas dogs are more socially motivated. Dumb ass. -- Posted by AndWhenHeFalleth at 1:24 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 Quote: from Rainbow Blight at 4:10 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 Anyway, I watched a TV show about people with mean dogs who hire a guy that comes to your house and trains them to obey commands and not bark at and bite people.  That's the first thing I thought of.  You could also take the dog to a veterinarian and tell him about the problem; he'll probably give the dog a sedative to keep him calm throughout the day. Well, since they'll be gone on the 12th, I don't think it would be worth it to hire someone to come in, but I suppose sedatives could be an option.