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-- Posted by nickgrand2 at 5:39 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."


-- Posted by Ariella Starr at 5:41 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

Haha shit...


-- Posted by Kid Link at 5:42 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

Not funny


-- Posted by imsoanonymous at 5:42 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

hahahahahahahahhahhahah
that's hilarious


-- Posted by RainbowKid92 at 5:42 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

OH...KAY. times infinity


-- Posted by DMbaby xoxo16 at 5:42 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

haha that is very funny


-- Posted by HardToBreathe at 5:45 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

HAHAHA :]

Mine Are Better .... *looks kwl* lol!


-- Posted by civ 4 at 5:47 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

LOL....thats funny


-- Posted by Ramellan at 5:48 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

that made me laugh pretty good


-- Posted by brook at 5:56 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

hahha...thats funny :P


-- Posted by s0ftballcutie3 at 8:46 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

that's a pretty good one. I got a good chuckle out of it.


-- Posted by surfergurl at 7:12 am on Nov. 22, 2008

that made me chuckle


-- Posted by cheeseball giver at 11:46 pm on Nov. 22, 2008

lol


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