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-- Posted by the real anti christ at 10:39 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

Here


-- Posted by the real anti christ at 10:40 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

Also I expect and demand a sticky. ;\


-- Posted by Ku Klux Klan at 10:41 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

I have a 27% chance of being pregnant, the doctor also told me:

You are best suited to a career in designing milk bottle tops, possibly with a future in toothpaste lids too.

Awesome, this should be a sticky.


-- Posted by Paisapunkprincess at 10:42 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

lol


-- Posted by fullmooncurse at 10:44 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

78% chance
lovely


-- Posted by the real anti christ at 10:47 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

I just thought this would be more then equivalent to the answers people receive online. Next time you want to know if you are preggers don't ask the thirteen year olds on this website, take that test. Its prob more accurate.


-- Posted by sdkarr at 10:47 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

You have a 39% chance of being pregnant. The doctor made the following notes on your chart:

Your results have brought to our attention a small number of anomalies. The men in white coats will be ringing the door bell shortly. Please stay calm and on your seat at all times.


-- Posted by Trendz at 10:47 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

94% chance lol!


-- Posted by scarykids87 at 10:47 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

hahaha omg thank you.
that was fun.


-- Posted by Scui at 10:47 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

You have a 74% chance of being pregnant. The doctor made the following notes on your chart:

They are coming for you, trust no-one. Perhaps you should hide under a desk, maybe even the one you are sitting at now. Remember not to cackle too loud otherwise they will hear you. Also, your printer is going to run out of ink in the next few days.


-- Posted by marine chic at 10:48 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

3%, but that is overshadowed by the fact that I happen to be slightly odd, with a hint of lemony freshness.  


-- Posted by RossTheHoss69 at 10:54 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

49%


-- Posted by isobel at 10:54 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

28%? I'm almost sure I really am pregnant, so this is a huge disappointment


-- Posted by the real anti christ at 11:00 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

Quote: from Isobel at 12:54 am on Nov. 22, 2008


28%? I'm almost sure I really am pregnant, so this is a huge disappointment
Like the internet can lie. Piff.


-- Posted by isobel at 11:01 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

Quote: from the real anti christ at 8:00 am on Nov. 22, 2008


Quote: from Isobel at 12:54 am on Nov. 22, 2008

28%? I'm almost sure I really am pregnant, so this is a huge disappointment
Like the internet can lie. Piff.

The internet is serious business.


-- Posted by the real anti christ at 11:43 pm on Nov. 21, 2008

YAR


-- Posted by Bearsy at 1:43 am on Nov. 22, 2008

You have a 91% chance of being pregnant. The doctor made the following notes on your chart:

The car pulling up outside has a silly horn, run out, slap the driver and bind him with dental floss. Attempt to play your national anthem on the horn.


Ruh roh


-- Posted by SexyDiva19 at 1:54 am on Nov. 22, 2008

I have a 84% chance of being pregnant, the doctor also told me:Your results have brought to our attention a small number of anomalies. The men in white coats will be ringing the door bell shortly. Please stay calm and on your seat at all times.  


-- Posted by the real anti christ at 1:45 am on Nov. 23, 2008

Any one else preggers?


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