-- Posted by Prince o palities at 1:36 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Ashley:  How much homework do you have left? Sean: Oh, this isn't homework.  This is recreational work. Ashley:  Really?  What are you doing? Sean:  Reading through Gregory's five theological orations and systematically picking out the Old Testament quotes and allusions in order to develop a holistic understanding of his hermeneutic. Then she told me she loved me, but not in the way that she does while we're cuddling.  It wasn't even in the way she does when she wants five dollars.  It was more like the way you would say you love Old Yeller right before shooting him. Am I getting a divorce? -- Posted by SheMintsEclectic at 1:37 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Why don't you initiate "don't divorce me sex" -- Posted by audrey820 at 1:38 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 She loves you in the way you love that kid who still plays with pogs all these years later. Sure, he's a loser and you feel bad for him. But it's endearing too. -- Posted by Prince o palities at 1:39 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Quote: from SheMintsEclectic at 3:37 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Why don't you initiate "don't divorce me sex" Because that would interrupt my recreational note taking. -- Posted by the real anti christ at 1:45 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 I think that means she is going to shoot you... :\ -- Posted by Prince o palities at 1:52 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Quote: from the real anti christ at 3:45 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 I think that means she is going to shoot you... :\ We don't own a gun.  We do own a camera, but I'm not so worried about her shooting me with that. -- Posted by Ju5tin at 2:11 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 ... Yes, you are. -_-' -- Posted by the real anti christ at 3:43 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Quote: from Prince o palities at 3:52 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 Quote: from the real anti christ at 3:45 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 I think that means she is going to shoot you... :\ We don't own a gun.  We do own a camera, but I'm not so worried about her shooting me with that. She can borrow our shotgun if she want. -- Posted by Spice at 12:17 am on Nov. 25, 2008 Oh my. It's like "you're so precious and dorky" <3 -- Posted by nikki at 2:07 am on Nov. 25, 2008 She thinks you're sweet and precious! -- Posted by Hi Carie at 9:04 am on Nov. 28, 2008 how did i miss this topic? this is amazing. you are like old yeller. -- Posted by GdFtherOFCOWS at 7:21 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 As long as you don't get a text message saying "We need to talk", you are fine. -- Posted by 4est at 9:07 am on Nov. 29, 2008 Quote: from Prince o palities at 1:36 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 It wasn't even in the way she does when she wants five dollars. Way to keep your bitch in line. -- Posted by Prince o palities at 7:38 pm on Nov. 29, 2008 I'm good like that. -- Posted by Killtyronedead at 10:49 am on Nov. 30, 2008 Quote: from Prince o palities at 4:36 pm on Nov. 23, 2008 It was more like the way you would say you love Old Yeller right before shooting him. This line kills me every fucking time.