Pages: 1 2  Next -- Posted by Uniq0ne at 6:02 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 Poor your beverage of choice down your ass hole while your upside down. The alcohol is absorbed by your intestines without being filtered in your liver. -- Posted by minnie38 at 6:03 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 this is disturbing -- Posted by honeybee3333 at 6:03 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 Quote: from minnie38 at 6:03 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 this is disturbing this -- Posted by MXfreak at 6:04 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 ...ew -- Posted by thumainman at 6:04 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 AWESOME -- Posted by kupal vibes at 6:04 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 tried and tested. 100% truth -- Posted by Pebbles123 at 6:04 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 LOL. Wtf. Putting vodka in your eye gets you really drunk, but it really hurts. (apparently) -- Posted by Deviant at 6:04 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 Didn't that happen in Jackass. -- Posted by decoyyydown at 6:04 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 i watched a thing about that on this doctors show thats on everyday. soooooo dangerous! -- Posted by OneSquared at 6:05 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 wow what a suggestion -- Posted by filliam at 6:05 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 wtf i do not believe this -- Posted by paperskyx at 6:05 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 Alcohol is disgusting. -- Posted by FurryPanther at 6:05 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 There is a reason your liver is supposed to filter the alcohol. You'll get alcohol poisoning incredibly easily your way. FP -- Posted by mycuteFIEND at 6:06 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 Well, it's more so the alcohol to your brain... -- Posted by Seani at 6:06 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 Righty Ho. -- Posted by Special Agent Orange at 6:06 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 hmm.. -- Posted by hokie at 6:09 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 Quote: from FurryPanther at 9:05 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 There is a reason your liver is supposed to filter the alcohol. You'll get alcohol poisoning incredibly easily your way. FP This. Alcohol avoiding being filtered by your liver isn't cool just because it'll straight get you drunk faster, it's just not good because it won't filter it at all in keeping you from getting alcohol poisoning. Pretty dangerous, actually. But I mean yeah... you'll def get drunk faster. -- Posted by bigredron at 6:10 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 same way when u take xtc pills. you shove it up your ass just a bit and it is absorebed straight away -- Posted by Kurasu chan at 6:10 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 This can kill you -- Posted by sharongmc at 6:12 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 Use a big hose, not straw. . . Put the bottle upside down, put the hose and put your mouth to the other end of the hose. . . -- Posted by sharongmc at 6:14 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 Oh yeah??? -- Posted by Skip at 9:59 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 lol how hard would that be to do though i mean come on -- Posted by xXmY PaPeR HeArTXx at 10:48 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 tha hell -- Posted by arwen rashka at 10:27 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from FurryPanther at 6:05 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 There is a reason your liver is supposed to filter the alcohol. You'll get alcohol poisoning incredibly easily your way. FP QFT. -- Posted by The Samsoniteman at 2:28 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 If you drink alcohol it is absorbed into the blood which takes it to the liver. If you pump it into your large intestine the exact same thing will happen. Your liver is not in your neck, shockingly. -- Posted by The Samsoniteman at 2:32 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from hokie at 2:09 am on Nov. 28, 2008 This. Alcohol avoiding being filtered by your liver isn't cool just because it'll straight get you drunk faster, it's just not good because it won't filter it at all in keeping you from getting alcohol poisoning. The liver doesn't filter alcohol, it just absorbs it from the bloodstream and catabolises it at a rate of about a unit per hour. Pretty dangerous, actually. But I mean yeah... you'll def get drunk faster. No you won't. If the absorption rate is the same, which I doubt it is, you will get drunk to the same extent no matter how it enters your blood. My guess is that alcohol is most efficiently absorbed in the stomach, and it's much nicer and easier that way too. -- Posted by hokie at 5:25 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from The Samsoniteman at 5:32 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from hokie at 2:09 am on Nov. 28, 2008 This. Alcohol avoiding being filtered by your liver isn't cool just because it'll straight get you drunk faster, it's just not good because it won't filter it at all in keeping you from getting alcohol poisoning. The liver doesn't filter alcohol, it just absorbs it from the bloodstream and catabolises it at a rate of about a unit per hour. Pretty dangerous, actually. But I mean yeah... you'll def get drunk faster. No you won't. If the absorption rate is the same, which I doubt it is, you will get drunk to the same extent no matter how it enters your blood. My guess is that alcohol is most efficiently absorbed in the stomach, and it's much nicer and easier that way too. Actually, it's a fact that you'll get drunk faster when alcohol enters through your butt. If it took you just a can of beer to get drunk, and you poured it all through your anus, you would feel it quicker then if you took the same amount at the same rate through your mouth. I'm not exactly sure what all the liver has to do with alcohol, but I know that it does act as a filter to help prevent alcohol poisoning. And when it's coming from your butt and avoiding the liver, there's nothing there to even help prevent it. You're just taking straight alcohol into your bloodstream. Yeah, you might get drunk the same no matter where it enters, but you'll feel it quicker when it comes up from down low. I watched something on television about this a long time ago, and read something about it on the internet too a while back. I don't have any sources, but this is what was presented. If that's all wrong... then I'm out of eligibility to contribute to these conversations anymore, lol. -- Posted by The Samsoniteman at 5:45 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from hokie at 1:25 am on Nov. 29, 2008 Actually, it's a fact that you'll get drunk faster when alcohol enters through your butt. If it took you just a can of beer to get drunk, and you poured it all through your anus, you would feel it quicker then if you took the same amount at the same rate through your mouth. Fair enough, I accept that the large intestine might be a more efficient absorber of alcohol and so you could get drunk faster. I'm not exactly sure what all the liver has to do with alcohol, but I know that it does act as a filter to help prevent alcohol poisoning. And when it's coming from your butt and avoiding the liver, there's nothing there to even help prevent it. You're just taking straight alcohol into your bloodstream. The liver doesn't filter alcohol and simply absorbing alcohol in your intestine doesn't avoid the liver at all. You can absorb nutrients anywhere in your GI tract and it all ends up in the same place: the blood. -- Posted by TheOtherHorseman at 5:57 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Well, you see, the ass is hooked up to a magical secondary circulatory system which is completely different from the one your stomach absorbs things into. This secondary system bypasses the liver entirely, and is driven primarily by a cluster of tiny hearts located between the kidneys. -- Posted by MushroomSatsujin at 6:00 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Watching manswers I take it? Pages: 1 2  Next