-- Posted by santana 08 at 10:30 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Haha. I thought it was funny.   THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT > My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. > As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that >'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' > On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. > 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' > She calmly turned her head and said, > 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' > To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, > 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.Tray-up, Bitch' -- Posted by kay dee at 10:30 am on Nov. 28, 2008 bahahaha. oh fuck. -- Posted by Zetsuai at 10:31 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Oh my god, that's brilliant. -- Posted by Teenie1 at 10:31 am on Nov. 28, 2008 LOL, She got PWND. -- Posted by Dannay at 10:31 am on Nov. 28, 2008 PISSING MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Posted by Ku Klux Klan at 10:32 am on Nov. 28, 2008 lol -- Posted by xBlackRainbow93x at 10:34 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Pwnd -- Posted by King Kong at 10:34 am on Nov. 28, 2008 lol -- Posted by murphy mcbagel at 10:34 am on Nov. 28, 2008 WOW! hahaha! fucking awesome. -- Posted by Sarge at 10:35 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Epic. -- Posted by noraa at 10:35 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Omg he sounds awesome! I want a flight attendant like that! -- Posted by meow666 at 10:35 am on Nov. 28, 2008 OH SNAP!!! :P -- Posted by arwen rashka at 10:36 am on Nov. 28, 2008 That's facking fabulous. -- Posted by Kurasu chan at 10:41 am on Nov. 28, 2008 OOOOOOO THAT SIIIICK! Fucking amaZing!! -- Posted by Riot at 10:42 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Fucking brilliant. -applause- -- Posted by Spirit of Desire at 10:56 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Thats fucking awesome. -- Posted by Brunette lady at 12:26 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Im pretty sure I read that on a website before along with others. -- Posted by TKDgoneveggie at 12:33 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 omg yes!!!