-- Posted by Funkychick95 at 7:27 am on Nov. 30, 2008 >Why are scene kids so bad at karate? Because they can never get past the white belt. >A punk with a rainbow-colored mohawk sits down on a bench next to an old man. After awhile, he notices the old man is staring at him. "What's wrong, old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time I screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son." >Q:What do you do if there's an emo in your backyard with his hand blow off? A:Stop laughing and reload! >What's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree? One emo kid nailed to fifty trees. >What would you rather be: emo or handycapped? trick question: being emo is a handycap. >Myspace. >An emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society. >Emo is to music as Terrorism is to society. >Get scene or cut trying >How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three! One to replace it, two to write a poem about how they miss the old one. >Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself! >I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself..(works for hair too.) >If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first? The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears. > What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby? The baby doesn't cry. >How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito? Four. One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to microwave the burrito. >What's the difference between an emo kid and an onio n? You cry when you cut an onion. >what do you call a punk without a girlfriend?? Homeless >What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. -- Posted by bloodyXkisses at 7:28 am on Nov. 30, 2008 not funny. you're handicapped for spelling "handycapped" like that. -- Posted by LondonGirl11 at 7:29 am on Nov. 30, 2008 These jokes are fail. -- Posted by BodomChick at 7:29 am on Nov. 30, 2008 they're crap. -- Posted by W o n d e r l a n d at 7:29 am on Nov. 30, 2008 gtfo you suck -- Posted by xdark bluex at 7:29 am on Nov. 30, 2008 I'm scene. Dont be mean. its a rhyme -- Posted by IceTeaEdwin at 7:29 am on Nov. 30, 2008 Lulz -- Posted by Ku Klux Klan at 7:30 am on Nov. 30, 2008 rofl -- Posted by The Fantasy at 7:30 am on Nov. 30, 2008 i would've lolled if they were funny. -- Posted by Kitty Kiska at 7:30 am on Nov. 30, 2008 I dont think they are funny...kinda stupid but not funny -- Posted by Killtyronedead at 7:30 am on Nov. 30, 2008 Those uh...those weren't funny. : | -- Posted by BFMV rock at 7:30 am on Nov. 30, 2008 i lol'd....NOT -- Posted by prettyperfect at 7:31 am on Nov. 30, 2008 k -- Posted by Sunshine Buddy at 7:31 am on Nov. 30, 2008 That was meant to make me smile? It didn't. -- Posted by IceTeaEdwin at 7:31 am on Nov. 30, 2008 Not funny? Some of them were.  Like the 2nd one. >-> -- Posted by jess1233 at 7:32 am on Nov. 30, 2008 NOT FUNNY I AM AN EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont make fun of emo ppl -- Posted by squeekybee at 7:33 am on Nov. 30, 2008 I dont think that these are funny. I know lots of emo people, and these almost bother me.. these jokes fail -- Posted by cienna at 7:33 am on Nov. 30, 2008 Quote: from prettyperfect at 7:31 am on Nov. 30, 2008 k this -- Posted by roryboy at 7:34 am on Nov. 30, 2008 I can't stop crying. -- Posted by Gemmax at 7:34 am on Nov. 30, 2008 fuck off -- Posted by Shenanigans at 7:39 am on Nov. 30, 2008 Your not funy. Stfu. KThxBye. (: -- Posted by Ryan Potter at 6:31 pm on Nov. 30, 2008 Some were hilarious, others were generic and lame. -- Posted by atarisrocks at 12:25 pm on Dec. 2, 2008 they were shit and some were about punks who arent emo