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-- Posted by LoveThyBass at 5:42 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

well?


-- Posted by dragon14 at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

no i dont


-- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

"Do you have a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them"

God, I have so many. My roommate has a boook on pick up lines. It's hysterical the things that people come up with.


-- Posted by LucidAssassin at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

is there a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants?

that one sucks though


-- Posted by wtflolzers99 at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

does this rag smell like chloroform?


-- Posted by roflfuckyou at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

i want you in the pants


-- Posted by angel08 at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

i like your pussy??


-- Posted by EnticingMind at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

"That shirt looks good on you, though I'd look good on you too."


-- Posted by LucidAssassin at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

Quote: from wtflolzers99 at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008


does this rag smell like chloroform?

haha ftw


-- Posted by LucidAssassin at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

Quote: from EnticingMind at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008


"That shirt looks good on you, though I'd look good on you too."

it should be "that shirt looks good on you, but i think youd look better without it"


-- Posted by mcrgrl9 at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

you make me happy...in pants? dik this guy says that to me all the time >.<


-- Posted by Aria of Silence at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

Nice pants, lets fuck.

chloroform is my favorite one.


-- Posted by BrokenBelief at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

I wish I was your first derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.


-- Posted by filliam at 5:45 pm on Dec. 3, 2008


I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!

Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?


-- Posted by Yahtzee at 5:45 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

If i flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?


-- Posted by BrokenBelief at 5:45 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

Quote: from Aria of Silence at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008


Nice pants, lets fuck.

chloroform is my favorite one.


You walk up to a girl, put a piece of cloth in her face and say, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"


-- Posted by NameInUse at 5:46 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

Let's have teh sex.


-- Posted by LucidAssassin at 5:46 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

Quote: from BrokenBelief at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008


I wish I was your first derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.

that doesnt make much sense...youd just be touching the outside at one point and never actually entering it


-- Posted by EnticingMind at 5:46 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

Quote: from LucidAssassin at 8:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008


Quote: from EnticingMind at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

"That shirt looks good on you, though I'd look good on you too."

it should be "that shirt looks good on you, but i think youd look better without it"


Actually around here it's said like that lol So I guess its just a matter of region.


-- Posted by Randomaster at 5:46 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

"Fuck me?"


-- Posted by Dazzles at 5:47 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

"Girl do you raise chickens? Cause you sure did raise my cock!" ahah


-- Posted by OkayKelsey at 5:48 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

I lost my number....Can I get yours?

Did you just fart, because you blew me away.


-- Posted by LucidAssassin at 5:50 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

Quote: from cassey at 5:48 pm on Dec. 3, 2008


I lost my number....Can I get yours?

Did you just fart, because you blew me away.


he didnt say normal pick up lines


-- Posted by Stand Up at 5:52 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?


-- Posted by SearchxAndxDestroy at 5:58 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

Is there a mirror in your pants?
Because i'm going to rape you.


-- Posted by OkayKelsey at 6:10 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

Quote: from LucidAssassin at 2:50 pm on Dec. 4, 2008


Quote: from cassey at 5:48 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

I lost my number....Can I get yours?  

 Did you just fart, because you blew me away.


he didnt say normal pick up lines



hah my bad


-- Posted by squaretwo at 8:15 pm on Dec. 3, 2008

Is heaven missing an angel? Cuz you got nice cans.


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