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-- Posted by LoveThyBass at 5:42 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
well?
-- Posted by dragon14 at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
no i dont
-- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
"Do you have a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them" God, I have so many. My roommate has a boook on pick up lines. It's hysterical the things that people come up with.
-- Posted by LucidAssassin at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
is there a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants? that one sucks though
-- Posted by wtflolzers99 at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
does this rag smell like chloroform?
-- Posted by roflfuckyou at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
i want you in the pants
-- Posted by angel08 at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
i like your pussy??
-- Posted by EnticingMind at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
"That shirt looks good on you, though I'd look good on you too."
-- Posted by LucidAssassin at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Quote: from wtflolzers99 at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
does this rag smell like chloroform?
haha ftw
-- Posted by LucidAssassin at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Quote: from EnticingMind at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
"That shirt looks good on you, though I'd look good on you too."
it should be "that shirt looks good on you, but i think youd look better without it"
-- Posted by mcrgrl9 at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
you make me happy...in pants? dik this guy says that to me all the time >.<
-- Posted by Aria of Silence at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Nice pants, lets fuck. chloroform is my favorite one.
-- Posted by BrokenBelief at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
I wish I was your first derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.
-- Posted by filliam at 5:45 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking? Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you! Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?
-- Posted by Yahtzee at 5:45 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
If i flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
-- Posted by BrokenBelief at 5:45 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Quote: from Aria of Silence at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Nice pants, lets fuck. chloroform is my favorite one. 
You walk up to a girl, put a piece of cloth in her face and say, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
-- Posted by NameInUse at 5:46 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Let's have teh sex.
-- Posted by LucidAssassin at 5:46 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Quote: from BrokenBelief at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
I wish I was your first derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.
that doesnt make much sense...youd just be touching the outside at one point and never actually entering it
-- Posted by EnticingMind at 5:46 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Quote: from LucidAssassin at 8:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Quote: from EnticingMind at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
"That shirt looks good on you, though I'd look good on you too."
it should be "that shirt looks good on you, but i think youd look better without it" 
Actually around here it's said like that lol So I guess its just a matter of region.
-- Posted by Randomaster at 5:46 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
"Fuck me?"
-- Posted by Dazzles at 5:47 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
"Girl do you raise chickens? Cause you sure did raise my cock!" ahah
-- Posted by OkayKelsey at 5:48 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
I lost my number....Can I get yours? Did you just fart, because you blew me away.
-- Posted by LucidAssassin at 5:50 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Quote: from cassey at 5:48 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
I lost my number....Can I get yours? Did you just fart, because you blew me away. 
he didnt say normal pick up lines
-- Posted by Stand Up at 5:52 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
-- Posted by SearchxAndxDestroy at 5:58 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because i'm going to rape you.
-- Posted by OkayKelsey at 6:10 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Quote: from LucidAssassin at 2:50 pm on Dec. 4, 2008
Quote: from cassey at 5:48 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
I lost my number....Can I get yours? Did you just fart, because you blew me away. 
he didnt say normal pick up lines 
hah my bad
-- Posted by squaretwo at 8:15 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Is heaven missing an angel? Cuz you got nice cans.
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