-- Posted by greatescape at 8:23 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT She is not a BABE or a CHICK; she is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER; she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY; she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She is not DUMB; she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. She has not BEEN AROUND; she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. She is not an AIR HEAD; she is REALITY IMPAIRED. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY; she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. She is not HORNY; she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS; she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. She does not NAG YOU; she becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE. She is not a SLUT; she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. She is not a TWO BIT WHORE; she is a LOW COST PROVIDER. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT He does not have a BEER GUT; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a BAD DANCER; he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME; he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. He is not BALDING; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER; he prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS; he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG; he has SWINE EMPATHY. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED. He is not QUIET; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST. He is not STUPID; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT. He is not SHORT; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT. He does not CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT CARS; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION. He is not UNSOPHISTICATED; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED. He does not EAT LIKE A PIG; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA. He does not HOG THE BLANKETS; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE. He doesn't have a DIRTY MIND; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS. tehehehe -- Posted by Descartes at 8:24 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 hmm....i almsot lol'd -- Posted by GdFtherOFCOWS at 8:25 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 He is not a BAD DANCER; he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. Bitch please, I break it down with the best of them. -- Posted by MixedDelight at 8:25 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 Clever. I like those. -- Posted by Se Enkeli Mikko at 8:25 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 That's hilarious, haha. -- Posted by lovebug55 at 8:25 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 lol i love it... -- Posted by Baron Samedi at 8:25 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 Quote: from rudecrudeswimingdud at 9:24 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 hmm....i almsot lol'd This. I came pretty close. -- Posted by Ju5tin at 8:25 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 lol. :P -- Posted by Antigen at 8:26 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 Quote: from rudecrudeswimingdud at 8:24 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 hmm....i almsot lol'd this -- Posted by ang42490424 at 8:26 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 Nice -- Posted by carracer at 8:26 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 I chuckled. -- Posted by Jman19 at 8:27 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 lol. Nice. -- Posted by noraa at 8:27 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 Love it! -- Posted by S0LITUDE at 8:33 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 Quote: from GdFtherOFCOWS at 8:25 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 He is not a BAD DANCER; he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.     Bitch please, I break it down with the best of them. this was one of my favorites   -- Posted by mtllcrckmn at 8:35 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 Reverse bulemic make me lol -- Posted by greatescape at 8:39 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 Quote: from Baron Samedi at 10:25 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 Quote: from rudecrudeswimingdud at 9:24 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 hmm....i almsot lol'd This. I came pretty close. I thought it was cute okayyyy? -- Posted by airemaye at 9:11 pm on Dec. 3, 2008 Haha.