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-- Posted by Cpt Wtf at 9:25 am on Dec. 11, 2008

the good guy was strolling down the street, with his usual cock eyed perverted look on his face. He stops all of a sudden and thinks to himself.. hmmm i could really go for some food right about now...

So the good guy turns round and walks past all the ice cream shops and hot dog stands. He's in the mood for some HONEY!!!

so anyway he carries on strolling down the street with his hands down his trousers as he stares at all the elderly people... eventually he arrives at a an old tree holding nothing but a nice juicy honey comb one one of its branches...

The good guy reaches up and places his hand inside the honey pot and gets a nice big handful of it... he eats away happily when suddenley he spots a stray dog, good guy like stray doggy... instantly he became a horny twisted lunatic who had a fondness for sex with small dogs.

He took his honey filled hand and pulled down his trousers, smearing honey on his arse as he did so BUT after coating his bottom in yellow goo he realised that a certian grizzly bear had been eyeing him up for the past half an hour!

Grizzly began to chase good guy and ended up mounting him in the middle of a motorway.


-- Posted by MystiqueBeauty16 at 9:26 am on Dec. 11, 2008

That's just weird.


-- Posted by Chasey at 9:26 am on Dec. 11, 2008

Otayyyy..


-- Posted by NEGATIVE0 at 9:26 am on Dec. 11, 2008

that was awful.


-- Posted by Natsy at 9:27 am on Dec. 11, 2008

lolss xx


-- Posted by Byble at 9:27 am on Dec. 11, 2008

wut.


-- Posted by Love Me please at 9:27 am on Dec. 11, 2008

wowowowo wow tht is good lol love it


-- Posted by Spiral at 9:27 am on Dec. 11, 2008

Fantastic


-- Posted by dealing wo it 2006 at 9:28 am on Dec. 11, 2008

oh yeah, hilarious!!! cough*


-- Posted by mike19801 at 9:28 am on Dec. 11, 2008

you are sick!!!!!!


-- Posted by bambi89 at 9:28 am on Dec. 11, 2008

that wasn't funny


-- Posted by xoxHelloYhurixox at 9:29 am on Dec. 11, 2008

LMAO!!

Good one. =]


-- Posted by BeautifulLies82 at 9:29 am on Dec. 11, 2008

Wow...


-- Posted by zamrambo at 9:29 am on Dec. 11, 2008

yeah i didnt laugh at all. try using good grammar too.


-- Posted by Niick at 9:30 am on Dec. 11, 2008

That an anti-joke? Seemed like someone was making it up as they wrote it...


-- Posted by taraxgoesxboom at 9:30 am on Dec. 11, 2008

um, no.


-- Posted by iconoclast at 9:42 am on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from Natsy at 12:27 pm on Dec. 11, 2008


lolss xx
you are easily amused


-- Posted by Natsy at 9:57 am on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from prisoner of hss at 5:42 pm on Dec. 11, 2008


Quote: from Natsy at 12:27 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

lolss xx
you are easily amused

i know... it's starting to become a problem xx


-- Posted by iconoclast at 10:05 am on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from Natsy at 12:57 pm on Dec. 11, 2008


Quote: from prisoner of hss at 5:42 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from Natsy at 12:27 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

lolss xx
you are easily amused

i know... it's starting to become a problem xx


xx shut up


-- Posted by Natsy at 10:18 am on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from prisoner of hss at 6:05 pm on Dec. 11, 2008


Quote: from Natsy at 12:57 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from prisoner of hss at 5:42 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

Quote: from Natsy at 12:27 pm on Dec. 11, 2008

lolss xx
you are easily amused

 

 i know... it's starting to become a problem xx


xx shut up

ok xx


-- Posted by Aphrodite54 at 11:16 am on Dec. 11, 2008

Oh fuck that sucked.

54


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