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-- Posted by CRT7 at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

Ok have you guys got any of these?

There my favorite such as...
What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car?
Get in the car robin

What was white and fell out of a tree?
A Fridge

Why does rupert the bear wear a yellow and black shirt?
Cos hes a tw*t
LMAO

u guys got any similar?


-- Posted by bosss at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

knock knock?


-- Posted by stackersxox at 6:04 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

whose there?


-- Posted by Kankalicious at 6:04 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

Quote: from bosss at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008


knock knock?

Who's there?!?!


-- Posted by marshmellowman at 6:04 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

That's just not funny, just pure bollocks.


-- Posted by Seani at 6:04 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

What do you call a woman in the distance?
Dot.


Why did the girl fall off her bike?
Her dad threw a fridge at her.


-- Posted by Cyanotype at 6:05 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

How does the moon cut it's hair?
Eclipse It

What did the magazine say to to the novel?
I've got issues.

Got to love teenbiz. Not.


-- Posted by Pebbles123 at 6:05 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

Quote: from Cutensassy54 at 2:04 am on Dec. 17, 2008


Quote: from bosss at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

knock knock?

Who's there?!?!

Haha. I bet they leave it at "knock knock"


-- Posted by Sexisocerplaya04 at 6:06 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

a guy walked into a bar


now hes in the hospital


-- Posted by Clara Bell at 6:06 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
-Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
-Open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the door.

There's a meeting in the Animal Kingdom. Which animal doesn't go?
-The giraffe, cause he's in the fridge.

You come to river full of alligators with no bridge. How do you cross?
-Swim, cause the alligators are at the meeting.


-- Posted by uprize at 6:06 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

what green and looks like a bucket?
A green bucket


-- Posted by forfallonyy at 6:06 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

knock knock ::whose there::dr octagonapus::dr octagonapus who::: firin mi lazor


-- Posted by marshmellowman at 6:10 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

Quote: from Seani at 2:04 am on Dec. 17, 2008


Why did the girl fall off her bike?
Her dad threw a fridge at her.

lmao, now that's funny.


-- Posted by Kankalicious at 6:11 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

Quote: from Pebbles123 at 6:05 pm on Dec. 16, 2008


Quote: from Cutensassy54 at 2:04 am on Dec. 17, 2008

Quote: from bosss at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

knock knock?
 
 Who's there?!?!

Haha. I bet they leave it at "knock knock"



-- Posted by Ska Ninja at 6:12 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

those are gay


-- Posted by Pebbles123 at 6:24 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

Quote: from Cutensassy54 at 2:11 am on Dec. 17, 2008


Quote: from Pebbles123 at 6:05 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

Quote: from Cutensassy54 at 2:04 am on Dec. 17, 2008

Quote: from bosss at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008

knock knock?

  Who's there?!?!

 

 Haha. I bet they leave it at "knock knock"


 



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