-- Posted by DemolitionxXxLover at 1:22 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 I do lol. My cousin got 2 DUI's in 13 days when he wasn't drunk. He said in the article, "They said that I almost ran over several cops. If that's the case, I should be charged with attempted murder." Ooooo the things you get when you GoogleNews your last name.... I present to you...my cousin! http://www.sptimes.com/2007/12/05/Pasco/Prosecutor_drops_the_.shtml Can anyone top this? -- Posted by StorrowDrive at 1:23 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 nope but my dad and bro are in the news for good things. and my friend is (not his name hes a minor) because he got shot -- Posted by Catacomb at 1:23 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 yeah i was in the obituary section once -- Posted by Dannay at 1:23 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 oh look an american, strange creatures. -- Posted by DemolitionxXxLover at 1:24 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 Quote: from Catacomb at 4:23 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 yeah in the obituary section -- Posted by marshmellowman at 1:24 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 They probably confused the fruity smell of diabetic ketoacidosis with alcohol, in which case he really should be in hospital or controlling his diabetes. But I can't top that, except my uncle who is a crazy corrupt lawyer. -- Posted by Catacomb at 1:24 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 Quote: from DemolitionxXxLover at 8:24 am on Dec. 18, 2008 Quote: from Catacomb at 4:23 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 yeah in the obituary section   reread that i made it clearer -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 1:25 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 I can't top that, no. -- Posted by MystiqueBeauty16 at 1:29 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 Lol, my uncles are sometimes because one's the chief of police in our city and the other is the sheriff in the next county. -- Posted by Quantumleaper at 1:29 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 this guy isnt directly related to us, as he just dated my cousin for a few weeks but here he is: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/03/04/national/main2534083.shtml also my sister was just arrested for stealing from walmart....this is how it read in the newspaper: Stephanie **** C***** was charged with theft of under $500, failure to cooperate with officers, and disorderly conduct my brother is going to jail for a while also. -- Posted by marshey14 at 1:34 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 I'm in the news, apparently I'm a model that's like 28 years old or something, I don't know how old for sure, but my name is Jodie Marsh, try looking that up, you'll get thousands of pages on it. By the way I'm 15 not yet an adult     -- Posted by HelHound at 1:39 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 My grandmother knows this mans wife, and the man. He used to go to our church. http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/3462345/ -- Posted by Quantumleaper at 1:40 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 Quote: from HelHound at 2:39 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 My grandmother knows this mans wife, and the man. He used to go to our church. http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/3462345/ no wonder he's a murderer...he goes to church. church is the breeding ground for evil. -- Posted by HelHound at 1:43 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 Quote: from Quantumleaper at 4:40 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 Quote: from HelHound at 2:39 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 My grandmother knows this mans wife, and the man. He used to go to our church.    http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/3462345/ no wonder he's a murderer...he goes to church. church is the breeding ground for evil.   That's not why he did it, and frankly, he was a very good man, whenever I talked to him.     I don't know what went through his head, but supposedly, his brother started a fight and being loyal to the family, and such he took up for his brother.   Either way, he will be judged for his crimes come judgment day, or the day he dies. Whichever comes first. -- Posted by gore at 2:37 pm on Dec. 17, 2008 that's nothing to be proud of..