-- Posted by music dude at 9:05 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 I was horny and single I asked Oprah what I should do She donated her body to me for the night And let me do what I want. First I fucked her ass Then I fucked her ears Then I stuck my dick into her nose until she sneezed Well after a couple hours I decided to lick her pussy And to my surprise She had $5,000 in there. She told me she was gonna donate it to me Because she could tell I was desperate I said "fuck you bitch" I reached in her giant pussy and took the money out I punched that whore in the face And then I bit her clit It was a good day. -- Posted by Love Today at 9:05 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 That was very intense and I cried while reading. -- Posted by mvmassacre at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Eww..  T___T -- Posted by iinsurgent at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 i don't know how to react to this. -- Posted by babiiflow at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Wow, that was great. -- Posted by MystiqueBeauty16 at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 That was the most beautiful poem I have ever heard, BRAVO, BRAVO! *Sobs hysterically* -- Posted by sieeeeerra at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 LULZ -- Posted by Juicy Juicy Couture at 9:07 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Ok then. -- Posted by ArrestedAndCharged at 9:08 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from iinsurgent at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 i don't know how to react to this. This. -- Posted by Jason4you at 9:09 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 ROFL -- Posted by Ollie92 at 9:09 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 why oprah. isn't that a form of bestiality ? -- Posted by music dude at 9:10 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from Ollie92 at 9:09 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 why oprah.   isn't that a form of bestiality ? You're right, I should've picked a white girl. -- Posted by blufindr at 9:23 pm on Dec. 21, 2008