-- Posted by music dude at 9:26 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 I work at the pool and I've got a great job I get to teach the "mentally challenged" how to swim This one had a floaty And I popped it The kid wound up drowning And I laughed my head off. Then there was this one kid who was a fast learner After trying to drown him by pushing him into the water He learned to swim by instinct So I told him, "Hey, you're a great swimmer But don't you wanna go underwater?" He did that funny face retards make when they're happy I laughed and showed him how to do it I put a "scratch and sniff" sticker at the bottom of the pool The retard fell for it I laughed when he drowned His parents tried to get me fired So I burned their house down. -- Posted by Mister Perfect at 9:26 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 This is what happens when they let white people on the internet -- Posted by ArrestedAndCharged at 9:27 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 You're on a roll tonight, huh dude? -- Posted by okumsup at 9:27 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 and this is how convicts show themselves to the public -- Posted by mycuteFIEND at 9:27 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from Mister Perfect at 9:26 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 This is what happens when they let white people on the internet -- Posted by music dude at 9:27 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from Mister Perfect at 9:26 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 This is what happens when they let white people on the internet Fuck you, nignog. -- Posted by S0LITUDE at 9:27 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Pathetic -- Posted by Mister Perfect at 9:28 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from music dude at 9:27 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from Mister Perfect at 9:26 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 This is what happens when they let white people on the internet Fuck you, nignog. hahahah -- Posted by The Good Guy at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from Mister Perfect at 12:26 am on Dec. 22, 2008 This is what happens when they let white people on the internet specifically, when you let them rap -- Posted by iinsurgent at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from music dude at 12:27 am on Dec. 22, 2008 Quote: from Mister Perfect at 9:26 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 This is what happens when they let white people on the internet Fuck you, nignog. LOL -- Posted by xNebulazx at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 wow that was cruel man -- Posted by music dude at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from The Good Guy at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from Mister Perfect at 12:26 am on Dec. 22, 2008 This is what happens when they let white people on the internet specifically, when you let them rap This isn't rap, fuck that nigger-music. -- Posted by spaceykayce at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 It doesn't even rhyme. How very disappointing. See at least I could make it rhyme.. I tried to teach the 'mentally challenged how to swim I wasn't ready, but he just jumped in. Of course he didn't float, he started to sink, I jumped in after him, no time to think I pulled him out of the pool, and gave him CPR And now he is the next Michael Phelps, a swimming star. -- Posted by blufindr at 9:31 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 -- Posted by SomeoneSaveUs at 9:32 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 That is so sweet.  I would love to beat your ass right now.  You must be a true ass hole thinking this is funny. -- Posted by I Thought It Was You at 9:33 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Wow... That was incredibly offensive... -- Posted by babiiflow at 9:33 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Okay then... -- Posted by music dude at 9:41 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from spaceykayce at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 It doesn't even rhyme. How very disappointing. See at least I could make it rhyme.. I tried to teach the 'mentally challenged how to swim I wasn't ready, but he just jumped in. Of course he didn't float, he started to sink, I jumped in after him, no time to think I pulled him out of the pool, and gave him CPR And now he is the next Michael Phelps, a swimming star. First off, most rhyming poetry blows Second, that poem missed the whole point of this one. -- Posted by spaceykayce at 9:44 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Quote: from music dude at 6:41 pm on Dec. 22, 2008 Quote: from spaceykayce at 9:29 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 It doesn't even rhyme. How very disappointing.    See at least I could make it rhyme..    I tried to teach the 'mentally challenged how to swim    I wasn't ready, but he just jumped in.    Of course he didn't float, he started to sink,    I jumped in after him, no time to think    I pulled him out of the pool, and gave him CPR    And now he is the next Michael Phelps, a swimming star.     First off, most rhyming poetry blows Second, that poem missed the whole point of this one. It was better than yours though. -- Posted by I Thought It Was You at 9:58 pm on Dec. 21, 2008 Yeah it was!