-- Posted by Anonymous at 2:38 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 When you're up shit creek with a turd for a paddle And the rocks in your head just rattle and rattle And you're on a desert island with a cactus for a dildo There's only one thing you gotta know: I'll be with you When you're stranded in the ocean Using your last drop of lube cream as suntan lotion And the sharks try to bite your clit And you try to fart but accidentally take a shit I'll be with you Remember that night at your house? I told you I wanted to be your spouse And I ate you out like a hungry mofo And with a mouthful of pussy I said "I lff yo" I'll be with you. -- Posted by SearchxAndxDestroy at 2:39 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 How Romantic.. -- Posted by katbabes at 2:39 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 awwww :) -- Posted by Tits McGee at 2:39 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 Lulz. -- Posted by The Fantasy at 2:40 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 beautiful. -- Posted by katbabes at 2:40 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 awwww :) i neeed a boyfriend! lol -- Posted by SUPER SEXY CHICK at 2:40 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 ok -- Posted by Half ton hero at 2:40 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 Shitter poetry -- Posted by Megan7 at 2:40 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 I like everything except the "And you try to fart but accidentally take a shit" part. -- Posted by Fearfulteen at 2:41 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 awwwww -- Posted by HeartofJuyoMk2 at 2:41 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 LMFAO -- Posted by MaryLin at 2:41 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 Lmao. How romantic.     -- Posted by Miss Vanity at 2:41 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 Lovely. -- Posted by BeautifulxLiar at 2:41 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 Quote: from SearchxAndxDestroy at 5:39 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 How Romantic.. -- Posted by youknowwho at 2:41 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 *sniffle* so sweet -- Posted by Pagie1 at 2:42 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 Quote: from SearchxAndxDestroy at 2:39 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 How Romantic.. -- Posted by Gingie at 2:43 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 lovely..................NOT!!!!!! -- Posted by ShellS at 2:45 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 -- Posted by XxLadyChaosxX at 4:39 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 ROFLMAO i think i just laughed for a whole 30 seconds. thats a very...intresting poem