-- Posted by VALIENT at 1:01 am on Dec. 31, 2008 So I'm sitting in class in 7th grade and there's this girl sitting next to me. We had our desks close, and the fronts had these little shields in front so you can't see through them in the front. We had touched and what not before but nothing really serious, as World Geography got neither of us off. One day she decided to take things a little farther than normal and proceeded to massage my penis. That was my first hand job, and I was excited. I came quick, but she didn't know that and she just kept going. Eventually she was called to the front of the room to point out where Saudi Arabia was on a map. Little did she know she had my semen all over her hand, most of it rubbed in like a lotion. She got to the front of the room the teacher, Mr. Hansen said he smelled something funny. I knew what it was, as did my friend Tom sitting next to me. Mr. Hansen didn't know until she knew as well. She smelled her left hand in disgust and soon everyone knew what the smell was! Then our fat black principal walked through the door and said "that's the power of Pinesol baby!" Little did I know what this was but I was proud of myself. -- Posted by VALIENT at 1:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008 -- Posted by Stellar at 1:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Wow. -- Posted by Dylan6405 at 1:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Wow, i was hoping to get bel air'd -- Posted by The Last Magister at 1:03 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Rofl -- Posted by return2me at 1:03 am on Dec. 31, 2008 I was expecting some bel air. -- Posted by Leelyy at 1:03 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Quote: from dylan6405 at 1:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Wow, i was hoping to get bel air'd So was I. -- Posted by ocho cinco at 1:04 am on Dec. 31, 2008 that was lame -- Posted by imSOFAKINGrad at 1:04 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Quote: from dylan6405 at 1:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Wow, i was hoping to get bel air'd ya me 2 lol -- Posted by VALIENT at 1:04 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Everyone Bel-Airs. Nobody Pinesols. -- Posted by Editor in Chief at 1:05 am on Dec. 31, 2008 This shit gets weirder by the day. -- Posted by Soccerchik107 at 1:08 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Lmfao. -- Posted by HuffleHaire at 1:12 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Quote: from dylan6405 at 3:02 am on Dec. 31, 2008 Wow, i was hoping to get bel air'd This -- Posted by D A V I D at 4:21 pm on Jan. 9, 2009 LMFAO -- Posted by VALIENT at 4:24 pm on Jan. 9, 2009 Ok!