-- Posted by music dude at 12:13 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 How do you confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him! What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Saliva. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? "Hey guys, let's try one of my songs!" -- Posted by its only me at 12:14 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Like the first one :) -- Posted by CarolineLouise at 12:14 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Thanks for sharing? -- Posted by MR UNKNOWN at 12:14 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 lol -- Posted by Kassieg616 at 12:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 haha. thats good. -- Posted by bloodyXkisses at 12:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 ... Not funny. -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 12:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once... -- Posted by return2me at 12:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 hahaha...I like the 2nd one, I might steal that and replace drummer with something. -- Posted by music dude at 12:17 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 12:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once... I always heard this: Spill beer on a drum machine and it stops working. Spill beer on a drummer and he works even better! -- Posted by yoshiness at 12:18 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Lol. -- Posted by Ska Ninja at 12:18 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 the drummer is the like the leader of our band -- Posted by filliam at 12:18 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 dont get the last one first one good though -- Posted by ieshiachantel at 12:18 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 hahahahah i think drummers are col and some are soo hottt -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 12:18 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 What do you call a guy that hangs around with a band? A drummer. -- Posted by Frubeling at 12:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 7:28 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 8:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Overqualified. -- Posted by Frubeling at 2:51 am on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 3:28 am on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 8:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Overqualified. So what is a drummer with a full brain? Like mine?! -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 2:08 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 10:51 am on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 3:28 am on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 8:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this    What do you call a drummer with half a brain?    Overqualified. So what is a drummer with a full brain? Like mine?! A guitarist in disguise. -- Posted by Frubeling at 2:09 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 10:08 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 10:51 am on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 3:28 am on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 8:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this   What do you call a drummer with half a brain?   Overqualified. So what is a drummer with a full brain? Like mine?!   A guitarist in disguise. WHats so special about guitar? What would songs be without a beat, a rythm? Rythm and melody, the most important parts of modern music, and you say one is less important? -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 4:09 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 10:09 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Whats so special about guitar? What would songs be without a beat, a rythm? Rythm and melody, the most important parts of modern music, and you say one is less important? I'm kidding mate, I play drums myself. I just know alot of drummer jokes. I know alot of guitarist and bassist jokes too. How does a guitarist get to park in the disabled spot? He puts drumsticks on the dash. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, one do actually do it then four to discuss how much better Neil Pert could do it. Why does a band need a bassist? To translate for the drummer. How do you know when a drummer is at the door? The knock speeds up and he doesn't know when to come in. Guy one: How late does the band play? Guy two: About half a beat behind the drummer. How do you get a drummer to play quieter? Put a sheet of music infront of him. And how do you get him to stop? Put notes on it. -- Posted by Frubeling at 4:11 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 12:09 am on Jan. 4, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 10:09 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Whats so special about guitar? What would songs be without a beat, a rythm? Rythm and melody, the most important parts of modern music, and you say one is less important? I'm kidding mate, I play drums myself. I just know alot of drummer jokes. I know alot of guitarist and bassist jokes too. How does a guitarist get to park in the disabled spot? He puts drumsticks on the dash. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, one do actually do it then four to discuss how much better Neil Pert could do it. Why does a band need a bassist? To translate for the drummer. How do you know when a drummer is at the door? The knock speeds up and he doesn't know when to come in. Guy one: How late does the band play? Guy two: About half a beat behind the drummer. How do you get a drummer to play quieter? Put a sheet of music infront of him. And how do you get him to stop? Put notes on it. LULZ -- Posted by CherieDee at 4:46 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 lols