-- Posted by hornydude1992 at 3:13 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Only in America ........do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ........do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America .......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ........do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ........do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.. Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ..... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you Even though I'm American I found this funny. It makes you think. -- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 3:14 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 The first one is ridiculous. You can't put cigarettes at the back of the store because people will steal them. Retard. -- Posted by Tubbz at 3:14 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Lol. All so true. -- Posted by TheatreMinelli at 3:14 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Actually a lot of those only in Americas happen in England too. -- Posted by robdude at 3:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 I eat hot dogs without buns! -- Posted by cyanotype at 3:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 It's kind of funny. But, there's a drive-thru for the pharmacy... -- Posted by radshelb at 3:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 "Only in America ........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight." so annoying... -- Posted by katyduck at 3:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Only in America are they oblivious to the fact that everything listed happens in other countries too. -- Posted by gief at 3:16 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 annoying -- Posted by littlewing at 3:16 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 I heard the one before but it said only in Scotland -- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 3:16 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? <- I can so. -- Posted by 4irate at 3:16 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 The ending was funny, most of those things happen in other countries BUT IT'S IN HUMOR AND JOKES FOR A REASON IDIOTS. -- Posted by Natsy at 3:16 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 lulz it is quite amusingg xx -- Posted by zamrambo at 3:16 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Shut up, -- Posted by katjassidekick at 3:17 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Love how I've been to other countries and the same shit happens. -- Posted by Googoie at 3:17 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Yes. Favorited. -- Posted by neverjeeps at 3:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 all the same where i live -- Posted by Samsung Digitalcam at 3:22 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. LMFAO. I never thought about that before! hahaha -- Posted by carracer at 3:31 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Quote: from Samsung Digitalcam at 3:22 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Only in America   .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.   LMFAO. I never thought about that before! hahaha So stupid. http://www.mathpropress.com/stan/crossings/Pedestrians/BlindPerson.jpg I saw a sign like this ^ on a extremely dangerous road near times square, NYC. It was really funny. -- Posted by mentos13 at 3:41 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 lol