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-- Posted by zamrambo at 12:08 pm on Jan. 5, 2009

When he awakes, the doctor tells him that they can create a new one for him, but it is an expensive operation. The operation costs $1000 an inch. He is urged to go home and discuss the matter with his wife. The next day, the man comes back looking miserable. The doctor looks at him and asks him what the problem is. "I discussed the matter with my wife and she said she'd prefer a fitted kitchen. So I killed her."


-- Posted by santana 08 at 12:09 pm on Jan. 5, 2009

What.the.fuck


-- Posted by ArrestedAndCharged at 12:09 pm on Jan. 5, 2009

HAHA!


-- Posted by Googoie at 12:09 pm on Jan. 5, 2009


-- Posted by GothiK8DragoN at 12:09 pm on Jan. 5, 2009

lolz... you made me lol, thx


-- Posted by HangEmHigh at 12:10 pm on Jan. 5, 2009

Alright then...


-- Posted by Natsy at 12:13 pm on Jan. 5, 2009

rofl XD


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