-- Posted by zamrambo at 12:12 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 The son was smart and diligent and did well in school. On the son's 16th birthday, the father went to his son and said "son, you are the apple of my eye and I'm very proud of you. I am a very rich man and since you have made me so proud I will buy you ANYTHING you ask me to buy you for your 16th birthday." The son, without hesitation, asked his father for 1,000 green golf balls. The father was taken aback. "But son, that's such a strange request! Might I remind you that I'm VERY rich, and I could buy you ANYTHING your heart desires?!" But the son was adamant, and his father, though confused, honored his son's request. Some years later the son graduated from college at the top of his class. His father, once again beaming with pride, came to his son. "Son, you are the apple of my eye and I'm very proud of you. I am a very rich man and since you have made me so proud I will buy you ANYTHING you ask me to buy you for your college graduation." The son, without hesitation, asked his father for 2,000 green golf balls. The father once again was confused, and a bit angry. "Son, that's a ridiculous request! I'm offering to buy you ANYTHING you want! I'm a very rich man, and almost NOTHING is beyond my requisition! So please, reconsider, and tell me what you REALLY want!" But the son was adamant, and his father, though bewildered and frustrated, honored his son's request. Years later, the son, following in his father's footsteps, was a very successful businessman. He'd married a beautiful wife and borne his father many wonderful grandchildren. One night as they ate dinner in an expensive restaurant, his father said to his son, "son, you are the apple of my eye and I'm very proud of you. I am a very rich man and since you have made me so proud I will buy you ANYTHING you ask me to buy you in honor of your fantastic success and wonderful family." Once again without blinking his son asked for 3,000 green golf balls. Enraged, his father slammed his hands on the table and yelled, "WHY MUST YOU MOCK MY GENEROSITY SO?! FINE; YOU'LL HAVE YOUR STUPID GOLF BALLS, BUT YOU HAVE LOST YOURSELF A FATHER!" And so the trade was made; the son's strange request for the animosity of his once-doting father. Several years later, the father and the son not having spoken once since, the father got a call from a hospital informing him that his son had gotten into a terrible car accident and was dying. Forgetting all about his grudge against his son, the father flew down to his son's side in a flash. His son was conscious for the first time in days as his father arrived. "Son, you are the apple of my eye and I'm very proud of you. I'm so sorry for disowning you! I know I never should have! I'm so sorry for the years we've lost! But I must know, son, why did you want all those green golfballs; those wretched orbs that drove us apart?! Surely you had a grand design for them; you're the perfect son and I could not have asked for anything more in the world than you!" His son, on death's door, looked into his father's eyes and said weakly, "well, father, I-" And then he died. -- Posted by XTCofGOLD at 12:13 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 tl;dr -- Posted by Style In at 12:13 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 hahaha, that was a good one! -- Posted by OllyNZ at 12:13 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 haha glad i didnt read it all, heard it before -- Posted by loner asian at 12:13 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 hey bud, you bettah shorten it next time -- Posted by sub800 at 12:14 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 gj. -- Posted by Kankalicious at 12:14 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 This is retarded. -- Posted by santana 08 at 12:15 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 Mutha FUCK! I did not read alla that to NOT know!!!! omg -- Posted by Lightning Strikes at 12:15 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 Aww, I want to know now! -- Posted by Natsy at 12:15 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 that was the stupidest thing i have ever read. and i have read some pretty stupid things in my time -- Posted by Googoie at 12:15 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 These make me mad... -- Posted by igotaquestion at 12:15 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 ughh wtf i want to know why he wanted them -- Posted by johnroberts at 12:16 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 I fail 2 c? I musta missed something, but i won't ruin the joke for everyone else by getting some1 to explain it :) -- Posted by TNAwrestlingfan at 12:16 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 Haha... that's fucked up! -- Posted by sexybitch2010 at 12:17 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 lmao WTF... -- Posted by HangEmHigh at 12:26 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 Quote: from Cutensassy54 at 12:14 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 This is retarded. Uhuh, I second that. -- Posted by Greater than Angels at 12:26 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 I don't get it? -- Posted by GothiK8DragoN at 12:33 pm on Jan. 5, 2009 That had much build-up...., FUCK YOU!