-- Posted by Anonymous at 6:05 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Instead of listening to shitty mainstream music that doesn't take talent, listen to shitty "alternative" bands who have no talent instead. Sure, both are boring and shitty, but at least you're cool and not conforming to everyone else's music taste! Be "bisexual." You don't have to be turned on by the same sex, but be willing to call yourself one just to make yourself feel more open-minded and shock your parents. Furthermore, in your infinite "open-mindedness" you don't necessarily have to be welcoming of any unusual sexual fetishes. Be an atheist. Even though there is no proof of God's existence or nonexistence, you like to think there is. As soon as anyone mentions something about God, you should always go "WHY ARE YOU FORCING RELIGION DOWN OUR THROATS?" then turn around and force your atheism down other people's throats. Be an anarchist, socialist, or other uncommon political party no one gives a shit about because it would never work. This makes you seem like you're one of the only few smart people in existence. Furthermore, get in political debates - while people will always disagree on politics, you can't help but force your beliefs down other people's throats. Hate President Bush. Even though you probably couldn't do his job, someone needs to take the blame for everything you feel is wrong in America, despite the fact that not everything is his fault. Be a pseudo-intellectual. -- Posted by ird13 at 6:05 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Um are you describing me or what? :P -- Posted by Zoom66 at 6:05 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 to be cool dont listen to others -- Posted by Rawrzerz at 6:06 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Haha xD Wow. Im impressed Anon. -- Posted by snowcone200 at 6:06 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Good read -- Posted by TheFamousLivingDead at 6:06 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 This is "How to be a hipster". -- Posted by OllyNZ at 6:06 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Your gonna be the coolest kid on LW for sure -- Posted by browneyesbecca12 at 6:06 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 --takes notes-- Wow. --looks back at notes-- You fail. -- Posted by Anonymous at 6:06 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Another way to be cool: post anonymous -- Posted by The Good Guy at 6:06 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 GTFO disgustingly retarded post -- Posted by bosss at 6:06 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 be anon! -- Posted by whips handcuffs at 6:07 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 fuck you. i'm bi, an atheist and i think bush is a dipshit. -- Posted by Soccerchik107 at 6:07 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Haha, that was a good read. -- Posted by I like tuhtles at 6:07 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 -- Posted by noraa at 6:08 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 I am bisexual but it's not fake, I only like GOOD alternative music, and I get into debates but never force things down people's throats. I am socialist and it can work. And I'm not pseudo-intellectual, I'm intellectual. -- Posted by MixedDelight at 6:09 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 I actually agreed with a lot of that. Until you got into Bush. And then it scares me to think there's a freak somewhere hiding behind anon that actually supports that man. -- Posted by Rikk at 6:09 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Quote: from ird13 at 10:05 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Um are you describing me or what? :P LOL -- Posted by maceyface at 6:10 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 oh my god. you are so typical. you forgot one: *post a list of a handful of tired, overanalyzed traits portrayed by just about every teenager as a reflection of modern culture and pretend to be above it all while simultaneously mocking the conformist attitude that you yourself have bought into. fucking queer. -- Posted by wOlF at 6:13 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Quote: from maceyface at 9:10 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 oh my god. you are so typical. you forgot one: *post a list of a handful of tired, overanalyzed traits portrayed by just about every teenager as a reflection of modern culture and pretend to be above it all while simultaneously mocking the conformist attitude that you yourself have bought into. fucking queer. Best flame ever. -- Posted by Feminawesome at 6:14 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 I listen to mainstream music (or it was mainstream in the 70s anyway). I'm heterosexual but it's probably more shocking to my parents than if I were bi. I'm an atheist but don't give a shit about it. I'm a socialist but it's not as uncommon as you claim it is. I can't do Bush's job, but neither can he. And I don't hate him, don't really hate anyone. Does anyone even care about him anymore? I'm SUPR KOOL though! -- Posted by iconoclast at 6:15 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Quote: from maceyface at 9:10 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 oh my god. you are so typical. you forgot one: *post a list of a handful of tired, overanalyzed traits portrayed by just about every teenager as a reflection of modern culture and pretend to be above it all while simultaneously mocking the conformist attitude that you yourself have bought into. fucking queer. youre cool -- Posted by Anonymous at 6:15 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Quote: from maceyface at 6:10 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 oh my god. you are so typical. you forgot one: *post a list of a handful of tired, overanalyzed traits portrayed by just about every teenager as a reflection of modern culture and pretend to be above it all while simultaneously mocking the conformist attitude that you yourself have bought into. fucking queer. I never said that I was above the "conformist attitude." At least I'm aware that I conform to stuff unlike these pseudo-intellectual fuckers who think they're "unique." Get that sand outta your vagina. -- Posted by agerask at 6:16 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 lmfao. hilarious and so true. -- Posted by y4r5xeym5 at 7:37 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Quote: from wolverineh8ter at 6:13 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Quote: from maceyface at 9:10 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 oh my god. you are so typical.    you forgot one:    *post a list of a handful of tired, overanalyzed traits portrayed by just about every teenager as a reflection of modern culture and pretend to be above it all while simultaneously mocking the conformist attitude that you yourself have bought into.    fucking queer. Best flame ever. lolololololololololololololololololololololol -- Posted by Mochaa at 7:42 pm on Jan. 6, 2009 Apparently, I am semi-cool then.