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-- Posted by TinyHere at 6:10 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

TinyHere (3:09:28 PM): hey
TinyHere (3:09:39 PM): wanna hear something crazy that happened to me
her (3:09:48 PM): sure
TinyHere (3:09:54 PM): ok
TinyHere (3:10:04 PM): so im down here in florida where you pump your own gas
TinyHere (3:10:24 PM): and as im filling up this chick pulls up next to
TinyHere (3:10:26 PM): me
TinyHere (3:10:41 PM): and as shes pumping her gas she lights a cigarette
TinyHere (3:11:04 PM): i think its kinda risky but who really cares so i decide not to say anything
her (3:11:15 PM): hahaha, that's strange...
TinyHere (3:11:26 PM): anyway i go back to pay for my gas and i hear a FWOOP behind my
TinyHere (3:11:27 PM): me
her (3:11:43 PM): no way.
TinyHere (3:11:44 PM): and her fucking arm is on fire she must have spilled gas on her or some shit
her (3:11:57 PM): omg, what did she do???
TinyHere (3:11:59 PM): so i flip a fucking shit and go inside the store
TinyHere (3:12:19 PM): and there was a cop there and he calls for an ambulance and comes outside and we see her flipping out
TinyHere (3:12:28 PM): and he pulls out his gun and shoots her dead
her (3:12:41 PM): ARE YOU SERIOUS????
TinyHere (3:12:47 PM): i turned to him in horror and asked him what the fuck did he do that for
TinyHere (3:13:04 PM): he told me, "I had to, she was waving a firearm at me"
her (3:13:17 PM): WHAT?!?!??!?!
TinyHere (3:13:32 PM): lol
her (3:13:42 PM): omg, this is not a real story is it?
TinyHere (3:14:01 PM): uh
TinyHere (3:14:09 PM): no


-- Posted by VALIENT at 6:11 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

Lulz were had.


-- Posted by x MILI at 6:12 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

lmao.


-- Posted by Cily at 6:12 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

LOL, my history teacher told that joke last year. It was awesome. It took this one girl five minutes to get the joke.


-- Posted by addicted to girls at 6:12 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

lol


-- Posted by blufindr at 6:13 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

You have a girlfriend?

Why don't you talk to me anymore :(


-- Posted by zamrambo at 6:13 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

pretty good


-- Posted by Fentastic at 6:13 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

ROFL


-- Posted by IceTeaEdwin at 6:13 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


-- Posted by rhtina1 at 6:14 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

lmao


-- Posted by BubbleCake at 6:14 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

lmao!


-- Posted by uprize at 6:18 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

rofl


-- Posted by iHaveAlargePenis at 6:19 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

WIN!


-- Posted by h a t t at 6:19 pm on Jan. 12, 2009

hahahahahahah


-- Posted by Hoebag at 3:45 am on Jan. 13, 2009

LMAO


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