-- Posted by babel at 1:36 am on Jan. 14, 2009 i was having dessert with my family the other day and we ran out of cream. so i said  i would drive down to the shop and get some. on my way out i took an empty cream carton and got in my car and drove off. i stopped down the road and had a wank, cummed in to the carton and sealed it.  we poured it all over the apple pie and everyone loved it thinking it must have been an organic cream. i suppose it was in one sense. it was delicious. -- Posted by ocho cinco at 1:36 am on Jan. 14, 2009 gross -- Posted by Love Today at 1:36 am on Jan. 14, 2009 No you didnt. -- Posted by Moatilliata at 1:37 am on Jan. 14, 2009 sure -- Posted by Precarious at 1:37 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from Love Today at 3:36 am on Jan. 14, 2009 No you didnt. of course not -- Posted by x MILI at 1:39 am on Jan. 14, 2009 sure -- Posted by blackbandaid at 1:40 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Erm. Cool story. -- Posted by babel at 1:42 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from Love Today at 1:36 am on Jan. 14, 2009 No you didnt. i did you bitch of a whore! -- Posted by babel at 1:42 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from moatilliata at 1:37 am on Jan. 14, 2009 sure, thats natural. i do it all the time. oh right. maybe it was you that inspired me to do it. -- Posted by babel at 1:43 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from myhairitsnice at 1:37 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from Love Today at 3:36 am on Jan. 14, 2009 No you didnt. of course i do it all the time! who wouldnt? my point exactly -- Posted by babel at 1:43 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from x mili at 1:39 am on Jan. 14, 2009 sure shurrup bitch -- Posted by giraffeofdoom at 1:58 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Why would you do that to your family? Are they assholes? -- Posted by CuntFace at 2:05 am on Jan. 14, 2009 saying cream reminds me of that thing where you come in a girls pvag and the cum leaks ou whats that called? -- Posted by ocho cinco at 2:06 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from CuntFace at 2:05 am on Jan. 14, 2009 saying cream reminds me of that thing where you come in a girls pvag and the cum leaks ou whats that called? creampie? -- Posted by audibleSIN at 2:10 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from ocho cinco at 2:06 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from CuntFace at 2:05 am on Jan. 14, 2009 saying cream reminds me of that thing where you come in a girls pvag and the cum leaks ou whats that called? creampie? Yeah, That's what it is, -- Posted by Bakker at 2:18 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Wow. Did you eat the "cream" too? -- Posted by HowAboutsNo at 2:42 am on Jan. 14, 2009 that wasnt even imaginative. -- Posted by HowAboutsNo at 2:43 am on Jan. 14, 2009 P.S. your story indicates that you like to eat cum. -- Posted by Love Today at 3:31 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from babel at 1:42 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Quote: from Love Today at 1:36 am on Jan. 14, 2009 No you didnt. i did you bitch of a whore! lol thats something to be proud of. -- Posted by Expando1 at 6:50 am on Jan. 14, 2009 where's mine? -- Posted by babel at 5:19 am on Jan. 16, 2009 Quote: from Bakker at 2:18 am on Jan. 14, 2009 Wow. Did you eat the "cream" too? i have become addicted to it. so now i just cum into the air and catch it in my mouth -- Posted by theboxman at 5:22 am on Jan. 16, 2009 and then you woke up -- Posted by babel at 5:24 am on Jan. 16, 2009 Quote: from theboxman at 5:22 am on Jan. 16, 2009 and then you woke up shut up you tart. -- Posted by lucky015 at 5:25 am on Jan. 16, 2009 Good thing i dont like Cream, Any form of it that is... -- Posted by babel at 5:39 am on Jan. 16, 2009 Quote: from lucky015 at 5:25 am on Jan. 16, 2009 Good thing i dont like Cream, Any form of it that is...except my dads you really are a weirdo. your dads?? -- Posted by Ghost X at 6:22 am on Jan. 16, 2009 Lies. Why do people post idiot stories and pass it off as reality?