Pages: 1 2  Next -- Posted by Joep0113 at 11:24 am on April 29, 2009 Spammers, trolls, attention whores...lend me your ears. For this topic is very likely a matter of life and death for you, it pertains to that which has the potential to completely skull fuck the human race out of existence. I speak of course, of Swine Flu. There are two possible ways that Swine Flu will rise up, evolve and destroy us. The most obvious being that the vicious virus will evolve to the point where it mutates the DNA in a human to make the infected individual enRAAAAAAAAGED and have an intense desire to devour other humans, as pigs are cannibals, while at the same time paralyzing the nervous system so no pain can be felt. Essentially we will become Zombie Pigs, below is an artist rendering of the menace. The second way being that the swine flu will have a mysterious reaction with every 1 in 10 Mexicans. And no one knowing how many Mexicans there truly is, as they breed like rabbits, scientists think its somewhere in the billions. This reaction won't kill them, or turn them into zombie pigs, it will turn them directly into pigs that can walk on two legs but retain the mental capacity of Humans. Eventually a powerful pig overlord will arise and focus these mutants into an army the likes of which the world has never seen before. Really i just wanted to add this youtube video in as i feel it fits. We mustn't let Pigler prevail. Don't worry, there is still hope. There is a way to stop it before it begins, to combat the encroaching evil. Its brutally simple, we destroy all the pigs we can and quarantine/exterminate anyone we even suspect of having Swine Flu, as well as people we just really dislike. We can't let the human race fall now, especially since the middle east will most likely survive a little longer then the West.....which is just unacceptable. A stroke of luck for them it seems as unlike Mexico they fuck Camels instead of pigs. Brothers and sisters begin the pig exterminatus, its the only way to save Humanity. To kill a pig is not murder, tis the path to heaven. Apocalypse is coming, we only have till 2012 before the previously mentioned disasters happen and its effect irreversible. The 4 horsemen are approaching, and one is a pig. Yes i was bored and had nothing better to do then this, i want 20 minutes of my life back. Now seriously, can we stop the swine flu threads? -- Posted by Latin Muscle at 11:25 am on April 29, 2009 BAHAHAHAHAAH nice -- Posted by blitzerdog at 11:25 am on April 29, 2009 ROFL -- Posted by alli wonderland at 11:25 am on April 29, 2009 where do people find pictures like this? -- Posted by Precarious at 11:26 am on April 29, 2009 Wow 20?  I don't like pigs anyway, kill them. -- Posted by Aerie at 11:26 am on April 29, 2009 Lmao, Oh wow. -- Posted by ElectricLadyFlash at 11:26 am on April 29, 2009 28 DAYS LATER, GO! This thread is fucking awesome, by the way. -- Posted by confused92 at 11:27 am on April 29, 2009 Quote: from ElectricLadyflash at 2:26 pm on April 29, 2009 28 DAYS LATER, GO! This thread is fucking awesome, by the way. My thoughts exactly. -- Posted by Joep0113 at 11:27 am on April 29, 2009 Quote: from Bend Your Wings at 1:25 pm on April 29, 2009 where do people find pictures like this? Photoshop mostly -- Posted by mycuteFIEND at 11:27 am on April 29, 2009 copypasta? -- Posted by alli wonderland at 11:28 am on April 29, 2009 Quote: from Joep0113 at 11:27 am on April 29, 2009 Quote: from Bend Your Wings at 1:25 pm on April 29, 2009 where do people find pictures like this? Photoshop mostly even the hooker pig and hooker camel? -- Posted by amber1991 at 11:29 am on April 29, 2009 Lol. Nice. -- Posted by Joep0113 at 11:31 am on April 29, 2009 Quote: from mycuteFIEND at 1:27 pm on April 29, 2009 copypasta? Not at all, all my stuff its original all from the fucked up place called my mind. I make a thread like this every time the world goes to shit over something Quote: from Bend Your Wings at 1:28 pm on April 29, 2009 Quote: from Joep0113 at 11:27 am on April 29, 2009 Quote: from Bend Your Wings at 1:25 pm on April 29, 2009 where do people find pictures like this? Photoshop mostly even the hooker big and hooker camel? Well with that i used my good friend google and typed in "Sexy Pig" and "sexy camel"....which i have to explain to my little bro later since he saw that in my history... -- Posted by alli wonderland at 11:32 am on April 29, 2009 ok I can't laugh hard enough at that! -- Posted by The Last Magister at 7:12 pm on April 29, 2009 LOL -- Posted by BeautifulxLiar at 7:26 pm on April 29, 2009 haha, the second scenario, reminds me of animal farm by george orwell, and the 1st reminds me of 28 Days Later. Good stuff though, Good stuff. -- Posted by ObviousObscurity at 7:29 pm on April 29, 2009 this is the best swine flu post we've had all day. hands down. made my day -- Posted by matto at 5:49 pm on April 30, 2009 YOU GUYS ARE ALL SCREWED i drink special tea that makes my immune system immune to everything that exists, even love, and would therefore totally win in a fight with a Zombie Pig.  1v1 mothafucka -- Posted by Kinky Kitten at 11:51 am on May 1, 2009 Hahahaha i love i omg hilarious... russian song -- Posted by Amin mele lle at 6:49 am on May 5, 2009 I cracked up with that. major kudos. -- Posted by My Emo Boy Rocks at 7:03 am on May 5, 2009 Quote: Well with that i used my good friend google and typed in "Sexy Pig" and "sexy camel"....which i have to explain to my little bro later since he saw that in my history... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!! your poor little brother. -- Posted by HANCOCK at 6:58 pm on May 5, 2009 Hahaha -- Posted by filliam at 1:36 pm on May 9, 2009 interesting -- Posted by PhoenixFire613 at 8:56 pm on May 12, 2009 I cracked up at this. People are being really ridiculous about the swine flu. It's like they actually do think that the damn virus is going to turn us all into enraged pig-like cannibals and kill us all. Sheesh. -- Posted by Slim shady is gay at 9:43 pm on May 19, 2009 Ive been to the Monroeville Mall :D -- Posted by DopeSickGirl at 7:11 pm on June 7, 2009 oh my god. thats beautiful. -- Posted by jsia at 5:32 pm on June 11, 2009 I needed a laugh, little did I know I'd find this thread when I searched "swine flu". Hehe. -- Posted by HaouLance99 at 10:47 pm on June 16, 2009 A bit late to the party, but that all made ROFL.  XD -- Posted by HaouLance99 at 10:48 pm on June 16, 2009 A bit late to the party, but that all made ROFL.  XD -- Posted by glowinthedark at 10:09 am on June 24, 2009 LMFAO! Pages: 1 2  Next