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-- Posted by greatescape at 10:15 pm on July 1, 2009

Any of the following will work beautifully.  The more you include...the better your fail experience will be.

1.  Youtube

Foolproof tactic:  copy paste the shit in the embed line i.e http://www.youtube.com/v/N53-LxbIizA&hl=en&fs=1&";>http://www.youtube.com/v/N53-LxbIizA&hl=en&fs=1&"; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344">

Almost as good:  fuck up the livetags because typing is the intellectual equivalent of rocket science.

Honorable mention:  just post any youtube video in general.  If we really wanted to watch that shit...we'd go to youtube and watch it our fucking selves.

2. Be someone no one gives a shit about and talk about something no one would ever give a shit about ever

No explanation needed.  you've got the hang of it.

3.  Use memes in a way that demonstrates that you still think they're original, witty, and remotely funny

in b4 over 9000 stfu you all still suck ass

4.  Post "funny images that you found on Google

Images that someone shopped the words "fail", "gtfo", "Lol" or "stfu" into gain extra retard points.

5.  Complain about your internet butthurt

no one cares need i continue?


-- Posted by DaisyMontana at 10:15 pm on July 1, 2009

I do the 4 ALL the time


-- Posted by pclueless92 at 10:16 pm on July 1, 2009

sounds about right


-- Posted by missmess at 10:16 pm on July 1, 2009

THANK YOU!!!
I have been waiting for someone to say this!!


-- Posted by Mr Speed at 10:16 pm on July 1, 2009

lol


-- Posted by TinaBeeG at 10:16 pm on July 1, 2009

Sometimes i like the "funny" images.


-- Posted by Descartes at 10:16 pm on July 1, 2009

I lol'd 5 times :)


-- Posted by iBritt at 10:16 pm on July 1, 2009

Hey, I post funny images I found on stumbleupon. IT'S NOT THE SAME THING, I SWEAR.


-- Posted by namefake3 at 10:17 pm on July 1, 2009


-- Posted by greatescape at 10:17 pm on July 1, 2009

Quote: from iBritt at 12:16 am on July 2, 2009


Hey, I post funny images I found on stumbleupon. IT'S NOT THE SAME THING, I SWEAR.

It is.  /denial


-- Posted by RachLeigh13 at 10:18 pm on July 1, 2009

A MOD MODPICKED A MOD'S TOPIC! ON NOES!


LOVE it Izzy!


-- Posted by SpRiNgS at 10:18 pm on July 1, 2009

hahaha wtf ouch :/


-- Posted by Mister Perfect at 10:19 pm on July 1, 2009


hmph!!!


-- Posted by greatescape at 10:21 pm on July 1, 2009

Quote: from RachLeigh13 at 12:18 am on July 2, 2009


A MOD MODPICKED A MOD'S TOPIC! ON NOES!

 
LOVE it Izzy!


I'm suddenly tempted to add "mopicking mod topics AND/OR your own topics" to the list"

but i wont because im lazy


-- Posted by S0LITUDE at 10:21 pm on July 1, 2009

I missed this :D


-- Posted by SpRiNgS at 10:21 pm on July 1, 2009

Greatescape are you fed up and not gonna take the fail anymore?


-- Posted by BrittBee at 10:22 pm on July 1, 2009

everyone on LW fails.


-- Posted by hI jAMES at 10:22 pm on July 1, 2009

Lulz.  Nice post.


-- Posted by RachLeigh13 at 10:22 pm on July 1, 2009

Quote: from greatescape at 1:21 am on July 2, 2009


Quote: from RachLeigh13 at 12:18 am on July 2, 2009

A MOD MODPICKED A MOD'S TOPIC! ON NOES!  

 
 LOVE it Izzy!


I'm suddenly tempted to add "mopicking mod topics AND/OR your own topics" to the list"

but i wont because im lazy


BIATCH


-- Posted by greatescape at 10:24 pm on July 1, 2009

Quote: from SpRiNgS at 12:21 am on July 2, 2009


Greatescape are you fed up and not gonna take the fail anymore?

well I think I accidentally used a meme in my topic title so now I'm          

the internet is rotting my brain


-- Posted by SpRiNgS at 10:25 pm on July 1, 2009

Quote: from greatescape at 10:24 pm on July 1, 2009


Quote: from SpRiNgS at 12:21 am on July 2, 2009

Greatescape are you fed up and not gonna take the fail anymore?

well I think I accidentally used a meme in my topic title so now I'm  

the internet is rotting my brain


ABORT ABORT MISSION!?


-- Posted by greatescape at 10:27 pm on July 1, 2009

i also shared this topic with 10 people which was going to be #6.  because really no one cares about anyone elses stupid topics.

but i couldnt resist.


-- Posted by Joep0113 at 10:28 pm on July 1, 2009

Quote: from greatescape at 12:27 am on July 2, 2009


i also shared this topic with 10 people which was going to be #6. because really no one cares about anyone elses stupid topics.

but i couldnt resist.


I was one of the lucky 10


-- Posted by hi sarah at 10:35 pm on July 1, 2009

rofl


-- Posted by 420trendz at 10:42 pm on July 1, 2009


-- Posted by hithere at 10:54 pm on July 1, 2009

this wouldve been a great topic if you hadn't said "fail" more than 0 times


-- Posted by Charolastra at 11:39 pm on July 1, 2009

I hardly ever watch videos that people post using livetags. It just takes up space and I mostly only care about what I'm into. But if someone just massively screws up at livetags, I just end up teaching briefly and referring them to the LiveTags page.


-- Posted by da bears at 11:40 pm on July 1, 2009

yeah, it's so annoying to share one specific youtube video. if people wanted to see it they would have easily found it out of the several billion videos on youtube.

and stfu isn't a meme

"fail" is though, and is the most sodomized one on LW


-- Posted by Praise the Lard at 12:06 am on July 2, 2009

isobel i love you

also lw should have a youtube link sticky


-- Posted by Praise the Lard at 12:15 am on July 2, 2009

adding a few:

6. use a member's real name.

addressing the Professional by his name Jesse, w0lf as Shaun, Greatescape as Isobel, iconoclast as Brian, Praise the Lard as Captain Phineas Dynomite is truly the way to show that you are a super cool hip "LiveWireian"

7. post a thread about how the current trend spam topic is stupid

it totally doesn't add to the trend spam by adding your dumb as shit super amazing topic to the fresh topics list

8. become a "superstar" poster, then get banned and come back. rinse and repeat.

this applies to dayvud and orangehatboy mainly. yes yes you had your 15 minutes of fame/shame where anyone who was anyone on the great hub of the internet that is livewire knew your username. and then what happened? you got banned! well guess what. that means fuck off. either fuck off or come back and never say who you used to be.

9. post a topic stating that you are closing your account, only to not leave and post a shitfit about how nobody even knew who you were

this applies to nobody in particular

or does it????

that's all for now

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