-- Posted by Mein Alias at 8:22 pm on July 2, 2009 My right hand found out last night that my penis had been cheating on it with my left hand. I've had to listen to them bitch all day. Gah. -- Posted by DaisyMontana at 8:23 pm on July 2, 2009 Cut your hands or find gf -- Posted by GoldenMelody at 8:23 pm on July 2, 2009 that is... so very sad -- Posted by utheh at 8:23 pm on July 2, 2009 let them share the penis -- Posted by aejae at 8:23 pm on July 2, 2009 why don't they just have a threesome? -- Posted by matto at 8:23 pm on July 2, 2009 that's what clapping is, isn't it -- Posted by DuBBy at 8:23 pm on July 2, 2009 Damnit...You made me spit out my soda -- Posted by mem18 at 8:23 pm on July 2, 2009 fail -- Posted by coffee brown at 8:23 pm on July 2, 2009 if they fight, try to save your right hand at least. -- Posted by Mein Alias at 8:23 pm on July 2, 2009 Quote: from aejae at 8:23 pm on July 2, 2009 why don't they just have a threesome? Good idea. You're only a man if you can masturbate with both hands. -- Posted by ily13107 at 8:23 pm on July 2, 2009 lo; quite funny -- Posted by clairemarie at 8:24 pm on July 2, 2009 i think... they should get along... and have... A KINKY THREESOME!!! :P -- Posted by Total Destruction at 8:24 pm on July 2, 2009 OMFC Those cheaters! Cheaters disgust meh! -- Posted by JustLetMeCry at 8:24 pm on July 2, 2009 Thats why threesomes were invented dear! Or you could cut them off until they behave. But that would be painful. -- Posted by RIMHfire at 8:24 pm on July 2, 2009 -- Posted by DropsofJupiter at 8:25 pm on July 2, 2009 get a girlfriend.