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-- Posted by metacarPi at 11:08 am on July 3, 2009

I'd fuck him.

Plus, he would look like Johnny Depp, so it's a win/win.


-- Posted by aejae at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009

then you'd get pregnant and jesus would be reborn!


-- Posted by Total Destruction at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009

If God was a human I would kill him ^-^


-- Posted by RayOrama at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009

If God were human he wouldn't be God.


-- Posted by ifyoulikepinacoladas at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009

What makes you think he looks like Johnny Depp?
If I looked like Johnny Depp, would you fuck me?
and also, I don't think if Jesus was human, he'd be fucking you anytime soon... too pure, if you catch my drift.


-- Posted by chilly person at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009

WTF XD.     Lol antarticans


-- Posted by BustaMove B ry at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009

Quote: from I like tuhtles at 10:30 pm on Jan. 13, 2009


Quote: from 9 Volt at 1:29 am on Jan. 14, 2009

You're an idiot.

DON'T YOU SASS ME, MISSY.


YOU AIN'T MAH DADDY! D8<


-- Posted by Ziggy Stardust at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009

Quote: from necronomicon servant at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009


If God was a human I would kill him ^-^

yes.


-- Posted by Pebbles123 at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009

Quote: from aejae at 7:10 pm on July 3, 2009


then you'd get pregnant and jesus would be reborn!


-- Posted by DaveH at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009

I'm God.  


-- Posted by Dexter Ward at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009

Quote: from necronomicon servant at 2:10 pm on July 3, 2009


If God was a human I would kill him ^-^

That's not a good idea, its been almost 2000 years and the Jews still haven't lived it down.


-- Posted by Total Destruction at 11:13 am on July 3, 2009

Quote: from HarrySunderland at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009


Quote: from necronomicon servant at 2:10 pm on July 3, 2009

If God was a human I would kill him ^-^

That's not a good idea, its been almost 2000 years and the Jews still haven't lived it down.


1) Der juden killed Jesus not God retard!
2) I'm not a fucking kike!


-- Posted by amber1991 at 11:14 am on July 3, 2009

Quote: from RayOrama at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009


If God were human he wouldn't be God.

This.


-- Posted by metacarPi at 11:15 am on July 3, 2009

Quote: from ifyoulikepinacoladas at 2:11 pm on July 3, 2009


What makes you think he looks like Johnny Depp?
If I looked like Johnny Depp, would you fuck me?
and also, I don't think if Jesus was human, he'd be fucking you anytime soon... too pure, if you catch my drift.

Because Johnny Depp is the perfect flawless human.
And if you did, then yes I would.


-- Posted by BleedingSteelWings at 6:26 pm on July 3, 2009

Quote: from necronomicon servant at 3:43 pm on July 3, 2009


Quote: from HarrySunderland at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009

Quote: from necronomicon servant at 2:10 pm on July 3, 2009

If God was a human I would kill him ^-^
 

 That's not a good idea, its been almost 2000 years and the Jews still haven't lived it down.


1) Der juden killed Jesus not God retard!
2) I'm not a fucking kike!


the jews didnt kill jesus.
they just chose for Barabbas instead of Jesus. so Jesus got put to death instead of him.
whats so bad about jews?


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