-- Posted by Fortis Obscurum at 9:00 pm on July 3, 2009 Because I'm always trying to get them to think, "Did he just fucking say what I think he said?" It's nice. I like to bring shock and awe to people. Like... I like to masturbate to anime, some of which is in my avatar. You know you all do too. I feel like I needed something more shocking, though.  Maybe... I stuck my dick in someones mayonnaise today?  Maybe that'll do it.  If that doesn't work, then I blew a load into it also, as well as their ranch. -- Posted by Complex Kid at 9:01 pm on July 3, 2009 You like the attention. -- Posted by bawx II at 9:01 pm on July 3, 2009 OP is gonna die a sad, lonely, boring, pathetic life. -- Posted by MizsAddiction18 at 9:02 pm on July 3, 2009 thats ... nice -- Posted by MistressH at 9:02 pm on July 3, 2009 man sucks for the next guy who eats a salad and a sandwhich....poor fool. -- Posted by DaisyMontana at 9:02 pm on July 3, 2009 Seriously? it's not even funny -- Posted by ssminow at 9:02 pm on July 3, 2009 hahaha this made me laugh -- Posted by Miami0429 at 9:02 pm on July 3, 2009 mayo??     -- Posted by Tarhanosaurus Sexx at 9:05 pm on July 3, 2009 Yummy. -- Posted by chilly person at 9:13 pm on July 3, 2009 That's cool dude. I have even more shocking stuff than that.