-- Posted by StraitjacketJunky at 12:41 pm on July 4, 2009 If you haven't guessed by the title and how it's explicit, I'm referring to my penis. On to the subject. I shaved my Jolly Green Giant's hair a short while ago, and now I have a bit of a rash. The hairs are sharp now, and I didn't use shaving cream. I used sudsy soap, though. So how can one go about shaving their crotch without arousing suspicion? Outside of my room I have little privacy, and I have no way to buy anything without people knowing what it is, so shaving cream designed for your nuts is out of the question. Please MTV, pimp my ride! Also, LW, do you all like when dudes shave? -- Posted by DaisyMontana at 12:41 pm on July 4, 2009 You should have wax it... be a hairless man by nature. don't shave. -- Posted by The Immortal Lie at 12:42 pm on July 4, 2009 yucky. im gay. but hairless is a good thing either way. -- Posted by ItsEllaYeah at 12:42 pm on July 4, 2009 Just trim it -- Posted by Chasey at 12:43 pm on July 4, 2009 just trim it -- Posted by Light Assassin at 12:44 pm on July 4, 2009 use a sideburn trimmer to cut it really short without shaving it. an electric clipper for your hair will cut you and an electric razor wouldn't be the best idea either but a sideburn trimmer seems to be perfect for it. -- Posted by Total Destruction at 12:44 pm on July 4, 2009 I don't like man crotch -- Posted by DaisyMontana at 12:45 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from necronomicon servant at 12:44 pm on July 4, 2009 I don't like man crotch This made LOL so hard. -- Posted by yusack at 4:12 am on July 5, 2009 You actually have hair?