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-- Posted by Anonymous at 5:59 pm on July 4, 2009
Alright so the other night me and this girl I like got very 'frisky' and I remembered I never had a condom, so knowing my dick, when it's hard, is around 6, 6/5 inches, which is average, anyway, I decided to cut out the longest finger in a plastic glove and put my dick inside it, then died the bottom of it with string and selotaped it so it wouldn't move, and you know? I was a virgin, and I needed to get rid of my virginity to this hot chick, so we went ahead and had sex, even though she gave me strange looks when I came out of the bathroom (I was getting ready) with a middle finger of a garden glove slotted in my dick with selotape around the bottom. but anyway we had sex, but I remembered she wanted it rough, so I went a bit too rough, and when I finished, I must have came because there was a whole in the finger and I donno. could she be pregnant?
-- Posted by ToyJetpack at 6:00 pm on July 4, 2009
Pregnant. Way to discreetly mention your dick size, pig.
-- Posted by forfallonyy at 6:00 pm on July 4, 2009
lol we dont know she needs to piss on a stick
-- Posted by DaisyMontana at 6:01 pm on July 4, 2009
First, I don't know why you used the "finger". She might be, just call her and get a pregnancy test.
-- Posted by Areola at 6:01 pm on July 4, 2009
Yes.
-- Posted by glowinthedark at 6:01 pm on July 4, 2009
omfg. buy condoms next time. ouchh ...better yet. give me your address, i'll ship you some. :D there is always the possibility. with birth control, and condoms, she could still have a bun in the oven.
-- Posted by See Me Now at 6:01 pm on July 4, 2009
.... wow. Seriously? A garden glove finger? And tape? I'm having a really hard time believing this.... but yes, it's possible.
-- Posted by sixguns at 6:02 pm on July 4, 2009
have her piss on the stick and pray
-- Posted by yyyt at 6:02 pm on July 4, 2009
hahhaha. lol I could well imagine the look on the girl's face as you emerged from the bathroom with your invention. lol possibly preggo
-- Posted by TaliaBBy at 6:05 pm on July 4, 2009
hahahhaa.
-- Posted by MizsAddiction18 at 6:14 pm on July 4, 2009
yeah she could be.. nice invention btw, very innovative
-- Posted by junkee99 at 6:15 pm on July 4, 2009
I hope your a troll
-- Posted by addicted to girls at 6:25 pm on July 4, 2009
yes, very possible man. You screwed up
-- Posted by Austin90 at 1:00 pm on July 13, 2009
get a god dam condom u jackass
-- Posted by Austin90 at 1:00 pm on July 13, 2009
get a god dam condom u jackass
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