-- Posted by lannie at 8:02 pm on July 4, 2009 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? 5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? -- Posted by Mods1Blow2Me3Daily at 8:03 pm on July 4, 2009 number two is me dead on. -- Posted by Aileyy at 8:03 pm on July 4, 2009 this made me lol. -- Posted by Lally at 8:05 pm on July 4, 2009 Get a life. -- Posted by Budokai at 8:05 pm on July 4, 2009 George Carlin did a sketch just like this one!!! was soooo funny -- Posted by thatgirl9459 at 8:05 pm on July 4, 2009 I LOL'd the whole time reading this!!! Hilarious! I've never even thought of things that way... -- Posted by deuces13 at 8:07 pm on July 4, 2009 Lol, i feel like #8 -- Posted by handsfree at 8:10 pm on July 4, 2009 Old. Very. Old as a 1997 chain mail. -- Posted by Lucid Nightmare at 8:22 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from handsfree at 8:10 pm on July 4, 2009 Old. Very. Old as a 1997 chain mail. Still funny though. -- Posted by lannie at 8:24 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from Lallypop at 8:05 pm on July 4, 2009 Get a life. No. You go get a life. It's just a fucking petpeeves thing I got of a friend, what's with the attitude?