Pages: 1 2  Next -- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 2:47 pm on July 6, 2009 Someone entertain me. I have a while until dinner. I just got back from work, and if I become any more bored I may fall asleep, and that wouldn't be very good for my sleep schedule. SO. Tell me something super interesting that happened to you today. Disclaimer: I have a feeling most of you will say either one-worded answers, something sarcastic and fictional, or something crude and disgusting. If you actually post an entertaining story, my love for you as a peer and fellow LW member will grow immensely. -- Posted by TaliaBBy at 2:48 pm on July 6, 2009 penis. -- Posted by DuBBy at 2:48 pm on July 6, 2009 It's miller time here. Join? -- Posted by GlassHearts at 2:48 pm on July 6, 2009 all day, everyday. -- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009 penis. That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you. Next. -- Posted by Zaxter at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009 I ran into a stop sign. it hurt -- Posted by jham915 at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009 I got off work 2 hours early and took a long nap. -- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from Zaxter at 5:49 pm on July 6, 2009 I ran into a stop sign. it hurt I hope that's not fictional. -- Posted by TaliaBBy at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009 penis. That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you.   Next. hoe, i dont even know yu. -- Posted by Thanantos at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Well i was half asleep and i was taking a piss and smashed my cock in the toilet seat. I really don't know how it happened. I mean i am not that short. -- Posted by agerask at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009 well, i had a thirty minute nosebleed and since i haven't managed to make it into the shower yet my hair is still crusted with blood. yeah this fits into the disgusting category. my bad. -- Posted by Pillowpants at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Well..I was really really hungry, so i went up to the kitchen. I got myself a bowl of cereal and walked back into the basement towards my bedroom. it was very dark and for some reason i was walking very fast. i smacked right into my door leaving my flat on my ass on the floor. bowl of cereal still in hand. not a drop spilled. -- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:49 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009 penis.    That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you.  Next.   hoe, i dont even know yu. I'm not a garden tool. Thanks anyway, though. -- Posted by DannyBoi at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Not much interesting happened to me at all today, apart from managing to get the boyfriend embarrassed over MSN by asking him for elbow-pads and a pillow next time we have a kissing/cuddling session on the floor. My neck's still all sore, and my elbow has a carpet burn on it from lying underneath him leaning up to nibble his ear -- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 2:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from Days Of The New at 5:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Well i was half asleep and i was taking a piss and smashed my cock in the toilet seat. I really don't know how it happened. I mean i am not that short. Please tell me that's true.   -- Posted by hysteria syndrome at 2:51 pm on July 6, 2009 I got my arse handed to me in a game of pool Sad times :( -- Posted by AcidSilence at 2:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Something Interesting? Well the Qwest Livechat Bimbo is a piece of shit. And IMVU and Sims 3 and EADM still aren't working for me. I have cramps, and therefore I will be starting my period soon. My period makes me way hungry. So today... I've eaten.. 1 piece of pesto chicken pizza, 2 pieces of alfredo chicken pizza, 1/2 of a watermelon, 1 cosmic brownie, 2 packets of gushers, and i'm about to go get some chips and bean dip. o_o i'm such a fatass. -- Posted by Thanantos at 2:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from Days Of The New at 5:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Well i was half asleep and i was taking a piss and smashed my cock in the toilet seat. I really don't know how it happened. I mean i am not that short. Please tell me that's true. I swear on everything it is true. I almost cried. But i got kick in the balls harder then that. -- Posted by AcidSilence at 2:52 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from Days Of The New at 3:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from Days Of The New at 5:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Well i was half asleep and i was taking a piss and smashed my cock in the toilet seat. I really don't know how it happened. I mean i am not that short.    Please tell me that's true.   I swear on everything it is true. I almost cried. But i got kick in the balls harder then that. Hahaha oh god this made me smile. :D -- Posted by TaliaBBy at 2:52 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:49 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009 penis.   That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you.       Next.      hoe, i dont even know yu. I'm not a garden tool. Thanks anyway, though. kay, skank -- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 2:53 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from AcidSilence at 5:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Something Interesting? Well the Qwest Livechat Bimbo is a piece of shit. And IMVU and Sims 3 and EADM still aren't working for me. I have cramps, and therefore I will be starting my period soon. My period makes me way hungry. So today... I've eaten..   1 piece of pesto chicken pizza, 2 pieces of alfredo chicken pizza, 1/2 of a watermelon, 1 cosmic brownie, 2 packets of gushers, and i'm about to go get some chips and bean dip. o_o i'm such a fatass. That's not that much at all. -- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 2:54 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:52 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:49 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009 penis.       That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you.   Next.       hoe, i dont even know yu.    I'm not a garden tool. Thanks anyway, though. kay, skank I'm not your mother, either. -- Posted by TaliaBBy at 2:54 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:54 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:52 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009penis.    That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you.          Next.             hoe, i dont even know yu.   I'm not a garden tool. Thanks anyway, though.    kay, skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying,you failed. -- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 2:55 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:54 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:54 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:52 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009penis.           That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you.     Next.          hoe, i dont even know yu.       I'm not a garden tool. Thanks anyway, though.   kay, skank     doesnt mean mom. stop trying,you failed. I think you just tried to quote me, and that was a miserable fail. And I'm not trying at all. Just speaking the fact, little girl. -- Posted by HatesYou at 2:55 pm on July 6, 2009 Last night my mom got shitfaced, came into my room whispering that she wanted to change her outfit but didnt want to go pick through her closet because my step dad was sleeping and so she might wake him. She kept going on and on while she had this massive mug of wine in her hand, I couldn't stop laughing at the lady lol. I was like Ma it's okay! You can go through my closet I have shoes if you want some too! Lmao. So whatever I pretty much ended up dressing her and she wouldn't stop laughing while I did. She left, came back around 3am, woke up for for work today and now we're at dinner making fun of her. The End.   -- Posted by xoAllixs0n at 2:56 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from Days Of The New at 5:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from Days Of The New at 5:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Well i was half asleep and i was taking a piss and smashed my cock in the toilet seat. I really don't know how it happened. I mean i am not that short.    Please tell me that's true.   I swear on everything it is true. I almost cried. But i got kick in the balls harder then that. Oooooh boy. I can't imagine =0[ -- Posted by AcidSilence at 2:56 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 3:53 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from AcidSilence at 5:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Something Interesting?    Well the Qwest Livechat Bimbo is a piece of shit. And IMVU and Sims 3 and EADM still aren't working for me. I have cramps, and therefore I will be starting my period soon. My period makes me way hungry.    So today... I've eaten..      1 piece of pesto chicken pizza,    2 pieces of alfredo chicken pizza,    1/2 of a watermelon,    1 cosmic brownie,    2 packets of gushers,    and i'm about to go get some chips and bean dip. o_o    i'm such a fatass. That's not that much at all. Its only 4 in the afternoon.   -- Posted by TaliaBBy at 2:56 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:55 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:54 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:54 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:52 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009penis.     That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you.             Next.                   hoe, i dont even know yu.      I'm not a garden tool. Thanks anyway, though.       kay, skank    doesnt mean mom. stop trying,you failed. I think you just tried to quote me, and that was a miserable fail.   And I'm not trying at all. Just speaking the fact, little girl. must've been a glitch. anyways, no. skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying to be smart bc its not working.. -- Posted by AcidSilence at 2:57 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 3:54 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:52 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:49 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009 penis.    That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you.          Next.             hoe, i dont even know yu.   I'm not a garden tool. Thanks anyway, though.    kay, skank I'm not your mother, either. Oh shit! -- Posted by Thanantos at 2:57 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:56 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from Days Of The New at 5:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from Days Of The New at 5:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Well i was half asleep and i was taking a piss and smashed my cock in the toilet seat. I really don't know how it happened. I mean i am not that short.   Please tell me that's true. I swear on everything it is true. I almost cried. But i got kick in the balls harder then that. Oooooh boy. I can't imagine =0[ I once got kick with steel toes it didn't hurt though. Pages: 1 2  Next