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-- Posted by kiral at 4:01 pm on July 6, 2009
so im making out with my boyfriend ... more or less naked and his dick slips in... and he doesnt even seem to notice so i push him off me and we both feel it come out and he turns to me, looks me in the eye and says "omg, does this mean were not virgins?" ... and i thought to myself "yup, this is how im going to remember the moment i lost my virginity for the rest of my life"
-- Posted by DaisyMontana at 4:02 pm on July 6, 2009
You're still a virgin
-- Posted by deuces13 at 4:02 pm on July 6, 2009
Aww shit, that sucks
-- Posted by Cunning Stunt at 4:02 pm on July 6, 2009
It probably wasn't an accident
-- Posted by Chasey at 4:02 pm on July 6, 2009
he noticed. you cant not notice that.
-- Posted by AcidSilence at 4:02 pm on July 6, 2009
Hahahaha oh my god. I'm sorry, but that really cheered me up. You guys should have just banged right then xD
-- Posted by soccerislife at 4:02 pm on July 6, 2009
wow...hahhaa.. that sucks.
-- Posted by Neodymie at 4:02 pm on July 6, 2009
grats
-- Posted by Cunning Stunt at 4:02 pm on July 6, 2009
Quote: from DaisyMontana at 7:02 pm on July 6, 2009
You're still a virgin
No. Sorry no.
-- Posted by Brooktini at 4:02 pm on July 6, 2009
NINJA PENIS
-- Posted by smexi cookie at 4:03 pm on July 6, 2009
if h didn't pop the cherry =] so to speak then you still virgin
-- Posted by Skip at 4:03 pm on July 6, 2009
Quote: from Chasey at 7:02 pm on July 6, 2009
he noticed. you cant not notice that.
this unless he has like no feeling down there
-- Posted by 0h h3ll n0 at 4:03 pm on July 6, 2009
Lol. He planned that.
-- Posted by sub800 at 4:03 pm on July 6, 2009
his shit is SMALL
-- Posted by bawx II at 4:04 pm on July 6, 2009
Bullshit story, you would have had to push it in there if you're a virgin... meaning tight. Unless you masturbate daily with bleach bottles, you would be really tight.
-- Posted by melodramatic at 4:04 pm on July 6, 2009
Well damn, That sucks. That's why you keep panties on and dry hump :)
-- Posted by xMoNoxLoCox at 4:04 pm on July 6, 2009
at least you remember it..
-- Posted by Dylan Brittain at 4:04 pm on July 6, 2009
How does it "slip in?"
-- Posted by LiveForeverDieTonite at 4:05 pm on July 6, 2009
Quote: from AcidSilence at 7:02 pm on July 6, 2009
Hahahaha oh my god. I'm sorry, but that really cheered me up. You guys should have just banged right then xD
-- Posted by TOYx at 4:05 pm on July 6, 2009
haha i'm sorry but this actually made me laugh so hard i cried. that seriously sucks though but he couldnt of not felt it...
-- Posted by Areola at 4:06 pm on July 6, 2009
Quote: from Cunning Stunt at 7:02 pm on July 6, 2009
It probably wasn't an accident  
-- Posted by kiral at 4:11 pm on July 6, 2009
this was years ago, we stayed together after it and eventually had proper sex but it was just the tip and yeah it was tight, thats why i noticed but he was grinding against me.... actually... i would consider he planned it like that, but tbh his face when i pushed him away :L:L:L but now i can look back and laugh, a lot
-- Posted by ameri mexi at 4:16 pm on July 6, 2009
lol micro penis
-- Posted by Cum Goblin at 4:24 pm on July 6, 2009
FYI, he planned that 100%. It's impossible to get it in there and not do it on purpose or feel it. He stole your virginity lmao. And you must have a loose fucking pussy if it could just "slip in"
-- Posted by allyson18 at 5:54 pm on July 6, 2009
Quote: from smexi cookie at 4:03 pm on July 6, 2009
if h didn't pop the cherry =] so to speak then you still virgin
I'll have to disagree. Several people take "losing your virginity" in several different ways. To me, a penis in your vagina, is losing your virginity. Some girls don't lose it the first time. There are also some cases where it just won't pop. Anywho, that made me laugh pretty hard. I'm sorry!! Haha.
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