-- Posted by XxRedneckBitchxX at 6:03 am on July 10, 2009 A man escapes from prison and breaks into someone's house thinking he will find some food, money and maybe weapons. When he enters he sees a couple having sex. He ties the man to a chair and after that he ties the woman to the bed and kisses her on the neck. Then he goes into the bathroom. The husband says to her: - Dear, this guy just escaped from jail, look at his clothes. He probably spent a lot of time in jail and did not see a woman for a long time. I saw the way he kissed you. If he wants sex, don't oppose, don't scream, do everything he says. I beg of you, give him satisfaction, even if you hate him. I don't want him to kill us both. Be strong, my love! I love you! The woman replies to him: -He did not kiss me, he whispered somethingin my ear. He told me that he is gay and that he thinks you are cute. After that he asked me if we have any Vaseline in the house and I told him that we have some in the bathroom. Be strong, my love! I love you too -- Posted by Savannahalynn at 6:04 am on July 10, 2009 uhhi this was just posted? -- Posted by EmerleeX at 6:04 am on July 10, 2009 This was posted like 10 minutes ago. -- Posted by Amin mele lle at 6:04 am on July 10, 2009 oh dear... -- Posted by Mods1Blow2Me3Daily at 6:04 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from EmerleeX at 6:04 am on July 10, 2009 This was posted like 10 minutes ago. this -- Posted by Chasey at 6:05 am on July 10, 2009 Someone just posted this lol -- Posted by Psycloner at 6:05 am on July 10, 2009 Lol, PS: Painful ride ahead. xD -- Posted by XxRedneckBitchxX at 6:06 am on July 10, 2009 fuck are you kidding. dammit -_- -- Posted by Scarlet Tears at 6:06 am on July 10, 2009 Hahaha -- Posted by TheUnstoppableScentz at 6:06 am on July 10, 2009 F A I L -- Posted by xxfleurxx at 6:26 am on July 10, 2009 oi I JUST POSTED THAT! failsauce