-- Posted by Aerie at 10:01 pm on July 20, 2009 I smiled. 1)Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic. As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!'' George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!'' And Bill Clinton smirks and purrs, ''Do we have time?'' 2)Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie." Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!" 3)A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak. "Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket." -- Posted by wave25 at 10:02 pm on July 20, 2009 i liked the last one -- Posted by squareness at 10:03 pm on July 20, 2009 Haha nice -- Posted by 2kewl4u2know at 10:03 pm on July 20, 2009 I've heard the last one before.  Still makes me smile.  :) -- Posted by Sheebobee at 10:03 pm on July 20, 2009 those would have made me laugh if i was in a better mood -- Posted by LovesYou at 10:04 pm on July 20, 2009 Wow, I've never heard these before. I think the only one that made the closest to a smile was the first one. -- Posted by undescribably awsome at 10:06 pm on July 20, 2009 haha i lold -- Posted by Aerie at 10:07 pm on July 20, 2009 Quote: from Sheebobee at 1:03 am on July 21, 2009 those would have made me laugh if i was in a better mood -- Posted by pindalay at 10:10 pm on July 20, 2009 I heard the first one the other day, except it was regarding Michael Jackson on a plane...and instead of women, it was children, of course. lol The blonde one was funny though. ;p