Pages: 1 2  Next -- Posted by TiMmMeE at 4:35 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 I convinced my dad to order an iMac a few days ago, much to the disappointment of Windows nerds everywhere.  It came this morning and we hooked it up a few hours ago, and OH MY GOD.     APPLE IS SO SEXY; I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH AND EVERY PROGRAMMER THAT CREATED OS X.     Seriously, yo.  The absolutely amazingly sexy 20" screen.  The fact that there is a little switcheroo cube of doom when you Fast User Switch.  The fact that every freaking thing in the computer is indexed for your viewing pleasure.  Expose.  Dashboard.     Oh, and the fact that I can say aloud, "Bastard, tell me a joke." and it does.     What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?     HELLO, ASSHOLES, you can get the computer to TELL YOU JOKES. SUPERMEGAH4XUPDATE: "The Making of an Applehead." (my motha) "I Love Being a Trendy Bastard." (Edited by TiMmMeE at 9:10 pm on Sep. 7, 2005) -- Posted by PHo at 4:37 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 Are they good jokes? -- Posted by BBallAsh23 at 4:37 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 Ha, that's great... A computer that tells jokes, lol... Go you! -- Posted by lacunacoil at 4:38 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 You have fun with that? -- Posted by ilovebobthesheep at 4:38 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 lmao, how did i know it would be you that made this just off the title? -- Posted by Mysterious at 4:42 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 Quote: from lacunacoil at 12:38 am on Sep. 4, 2005 You have fun with that? Init... -- Posted by Music of the Night at 4:42 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 Tell me a joke it told you. -- Posted by ilovebobthesheep at 4:42 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 and comeon!! we waant pics of the schmexxxahhhy screen..lol -- Posted by smalltownmurderz at 4:43 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 I have a dell. -- Posted by sAdBaBe at 4:43 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 ooo, i so want one, will u give yours to me if i sex u up?????         -- Posted by auroror at 4:45 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 Quote: from lacunacoil at 12:38 am on Sep. 4, 2005 You have fun with that? Yeah, most ppl have windows, which are not compatible, you try and print out your projects in other ppl's houses... I love the look but na. -- Posted by 4est at 4:48 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 Quote: from TiMmMeE at 4:35 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 I convinced my dad to order an iMac a few days ago, much to the disappointment of Windows nerds everywhere.  It came this morning and we hooked it up a few hours ago, and OH MY GOD.      APPLE IS SO SEXY; I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH AND EVERY PROGRAMMER THAT CREATED OS X.      Seriously, yo.  The absolutely amazingly sexy 20" screen.  The fact that there is a little switcheroo cube of doom when you Fast User Switch.  The fact that every freaking thing in the computer is indexed for your viewing pleasure.  Expose.  Dashboard.      Oh, and the fact that I can say aloud, "Bastard, tell me a joke." and it does.      What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?      HELLO, ASSHOLES, you can get the computer to TELL YOU JOKES. I know. I use an iMac with OSX. Tell it to 'Open Safari' and it opens the net, or you can ask it the time, day, or date. Go into 'sounds' and you can pick the voice. You should download iClock 2.1 from Apple, and it will warn you with a custom sound on the hour, 1/2 hour, or 1/4 hour. Have fun -- Posted by TheUnrealSlimShady at 4:57 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 You beat me to getting an iMac!!!1 Oh well, OSX still rules on my iBook, even though I can't make it tell me a joke. -- Posted by Jesska15 at 5:14 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 Thats hot hot hot. -- Posted by TiMmMeE at 12:18 am on Sep. 4, 2005 Quote: from TheUnrealSlimShady at 4:57 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 You beat me to getting an iMac!!!1 Oh well, OSX still rules on my iBook, even though I can't make it tell me a joke. PWNED. And iBooks don't have the built in mics? -- Posted by squirellplayingtag at 8:53 am on Sep. 4, 2005 With some "hacking" OSX will install on ix86 systems as well. I've been thinking about trying to dual boot debian and osX on the old computer! -- Posted by TiMmMeE at 2:50 pm on Sep. 4, 2005 Quote: from squirellplayingtag at 5:53 pm on Sep. 4, 2005 With some "hacking" OSX will install on ix86 systems as well. I've been thinking about trying to dual boot debian and osX on the old computer! That'd be fancy! -- Posted by TheUnrealSlimShady at 4:03 pm on Sep. 5, 2005 Quote: from TiMmMeE at 12:18 am on Sep. 4, 2005 Quote: from TheUnrealSlimShady at 4:57 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 You beat me to getting an iMac!!!1    Oh well, OSX still rules on my iBook, even though I can't make it tell me a joke. PWNED. And iBooks don't have the built in mics? It does have the mic, but I don't have Tiger on it yet, so I can't do much with the mic. -- Posted by TiMmMeE at 4:31 pm on Sep. 5, 2005 Quote: from TheUnrealSlimShady at 1:03 am on Sep. 6, 2005 Quote: from TiMmMeE at 12:18 am on Sep. 4, 2005 Quote: from TheUnrealSlimShady at 4:57 pm on Sep. 3, 2005 You beat me to getting an iMac!!!1     Oh well, OSX still rules on my iBook, even though I can't make it tell me a joke.    PWNED.    And iBooks don't have the built in mics? It does have the mic, but I don't have Tiger on it yet, so I can't do much with the mic. Aww, poo. YOU NEED TO HELP ME WHEN I HAVE MACINTOSH PROBLEMS. -- Posted by TheUnrealSlimShady at 8:25 pm on Sep. 5, 2005 Quote: from TiMmMeE at 4:31 pm on Sep. 5, 2005 Aww, poo. YOU NEED TO HELP ME WHEN I HAVE MACINTOSH PROBLEMS. Okay. So... Do you know what Command (the one with the Apple logo) does? -- Posted by TiMmMeE at 9:52 pm on Sep. 5, 2005 Quote: from TheUnrealSlimShady at 5:25 am on Sep. 6, 2005 Quote: from TiMmMeE at 4:31 pm on Sep. 5, 2005 Aww, poo.    YOU NEED TO HELP ME WHEN I HAVE MACINTOSH PROBLEMS. Okay. So... Do you know what Command (the one with the Apple logo) does? Well, I'm not totally lost (but I'm kinda lost).  I know that  cmd+q quits, cmd+x cuts, cmd+c copies, cmd+v saves, o opens, ? brings up help, , for preferences (I learned that one in iTunes) etc.  I figured out that Force Quitting involves command alt esc.  Nifty. The only thing I'm really having trouble with is having to quit programs from menus instead of just lazily exiting their windows.   -- Posted by TiMmMeE at 12:16 pm on Sep. 7, 2005 Whoo, the new iMac thread is now with pictures.  No iMac thread is complete without pictures!! -- Posted by RyGuy at 8:49 pm on Sep. 11, 2005 Me jealous. -- Posted by chuckibladez at 2:25 am on Mar. 20, 2006 I really want to get an iMac. Theyre super sexy. Iv just recently bought an iPod shuffle so im going over to the Apple Side. -- Posted by osmoticdespair at 2:27 am on Mar. 20, 2006 Because the fact that macs are all uberexpensive is like - no big deal at all. -- Posted by vitamin at 4:46 am on Mar. 22, 2006 My mate has the same one... its very nice -- Posted by ajm51987 at 3:18 pm on Mar. 23, 2006 What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?   Playing video games and saving money, I suppose. :D -- Posted by TiMmMeE at 4:03 am on Mar. 25, 2006 Quote: from ajm51987 at 12:18 am on Mar. 24, 2006 What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?   Playing video games and saving money, I suppose. :D The iMac comes with THREE WHOLE GAMES! A MARBLE GAME + A DINOSAUR GAME + CHESS!! What more could you ever want?? :) -- Posted by mephisto mortis at 9:48 am on Mar. 25, 2006 Quote: from TiMmMeE at 7:03 am on Mar. 25, 2006 Quote: from ajm51987 at 12:18 am on Mar. 24, 2006 What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?      Playing video games and saving money, I suppose. :D The iMac comes with THREE WHOLE GAMES! A MARBLE GAME + A DINOSAUR GAME + CHESS!! What more could you ever want?? :) all the various Blizzard games that run native in os x   -- Posted by ilovecookies at 7:14 pm on Mar. 31, 2006 My computer is nearing death. I'm so jealous... You whore. Pages: 1 2  Next