Pages: 1 2  Next -- Posted by Angel X at 7:08 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Why my roommate is a fat bitch: -she's fat -she's a bitch -she eats my food -she uses my plasticware -she only likes me when she's drunk -she never makes her bed -she bitches when my side of the room is dirty (sorry, i paid $1000 for this shit & i'm gonna live in it like i want to. i do clean every weekend, so w/e) -she never washes her nasty ass dishes -she leaves her mother's nasty ass leftovers in my fridge & i had to finally throw that shit out -her friends are bitches -she listens to horrible music -she leaves my tv on during the day, so i have to walk into my room after class with CMT on every fucking day -her hair dryer is too loud -she had horrible cramps on her period & moans all mother fucking night -she has picutures of half-naked guys from magazines all over the wall. i don't wanna look at ugly men all the fucking time! -she talks SOOO country!!! -she always asks me to use my internet cable. i didn't spend $40 on a router so she can use my shit! -i have to work with her -she's too fat and lazy to take the stairs (to the 2nd floor, mind you!) so she insists on taking the elevator -she's also too lazy to work out. and that's why she's fat -her bed spead & pillows are ugly -she has big ass feet -i'm tired of her talking about four wheelers -she drank my 7UP -she has tons of pictures of tons of ugly friends -she always talks about her nieces & nephews, who are also very ugly -she drinks only half of water bottles, leaves them around & never finishes them -did i mention how country she is? -she (w/o justification) hates my boyfriend -if i wanna stay out late, she asks me to stay the night where ever i am so i won't wake her up cuz i came in at 6 am one night. i'm like, BITCH SHUT UP! -her hair spray & mouse stinks -she has too much drama back home & she likes to recap her country mess to me -she likes to talk about her ovaries and stds (Edited by Angel X at 9:19 pm on Nov. 5, 2005) -- Posted by papaya at 7:14 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 ewwww. cant you find a new one? -- Posted by cheerleadersbugme at 7:14 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 hey now whats wrong with being country and talking country?!...anyway, she sounds like a bitchy cow, sorry u have to live with her -- Posted by Babygurl115 at 7:14 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 wow. you need to get rid of her. -- Posted by RyGuy at 7:15 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Haha, gotta love roomates. -- Posted by ChelseaJanelle at 7:15 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 LMFAO!!!! i feel very bad for you, but thats funny.. you should print that out and tape it to her bed. -- Posted by tessiepoo at 7:15 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Ask to move!  You need to get out of there. -- Posted by TMontana at 7:15 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 thats the problem with fat chicks they are usually selfish bitches -- Posted by SpRiNgS at 7:16 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Let me get at her, id have her out of there in NOOOOOOO TIME -- Posted by Enzeru at 7:16 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Quote: from Angel X at 10:08 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Why my roommate is a fat bitch: - -she's too fat and lazy to take the stairs (to the 2nd floor, mind you!) so she insists on taking the stairs - I am a little confused there. I mean if she is too fat and lazy to take the stairs to the second floor, then why does she insist on it? Am I being thick or something? And if your roomate is this way how come you all then design a contract ? When you first got together and moved in. -- Posted by Orangelaffytaffy at 7:16 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 that sucks.... -- Posted by Enzeru at 7:17 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Quote: from Angel X at 10:08 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Why my roommate is a fat bitch: - -she's too fat and lazy to take the stairs (to the 2nd floor, mind you!) so she insists on taking the stairs - I am a little confused there. I mean if she is too fat and lazy to take the stairs to the second floor, then why does she insist on it? Am I being thick or something? And if your roomate is this way how come you all then design a contract ? When you first got together and moved in. -- Posted by papaya at 7:20 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Quote: from Enzeru at 7:17 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Quote: from Angel X at 10:08 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Why my roommate is a fat bitch:    -  -she's too fat and lazy to take the stairs (to the 2nd floor, mind you!) so she insists on taking the stairs    -   I am a little confused there. I mean if she is too fat and lazy to take the stairs to the second floor, then why does she insist on it? Am I being thick or something?   And if your roomate is this way how come you all then design a contract ? When you first got together and moved in. i think she meant the elevator but got messed up a little. -- Posted by eyewonder at 7:28 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Kick her... out. -- Posted by anne23 at 7:38 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 Dang, that must really suck.  Hope she becomes more tolerable -- Posted by jkwsouthpimpin12 at 6:07 pm on Nov. 7, 2005 hahah i fucking love you. plant some alcohol in her stuff and bust her out with the university po pos for it.. heh. -- Posted by cilly4u at 7:52 pm on Nov. 8, 2005 she may be an incredibly annoying douche but do you need to rag on her weight so much? Thats kind of prejudice and it makes you sound like a skinny twitty bitch. -- Posted by JuiiCyLiipS at 6:05 am on Nov. 9, 2005 if i was you, id put her in check. -- Posted by coolcenter at 6:30 pm on Nov. 9, 2005 Quote: from TMontana at 9:15 pm on Nov. 5, 2005 thats the problem with fat chicks they are usually selfish bitches lol yeah -- Posted by wishmaker1980 at 12:13 pm on Nov. 10, 2005 I dont get it !! It seems your the one complaining .  I mean you say shes a slob. You fuss about her being messy but you are messy too. You said that she ask you to clean your side of the room.  It seems to me you two are alot a like.  Just because she is from the country doesn't mean shes the things you say, because your seem to be alot like her and you are not from the country, are you? -- Posted by JennyColada at 4:39 pm on Nov. 10, 2005 You really need to get over it. Not everyone in life is perfect and wonderful but your list doesn't seem all that terrible. Most of it doesn't seem like anything that's that bad, you're just making a bigger deal about it because you don't like her. Have you tried talking to her? Some people are just messy, deal with it. It's only a few months out of your life, I'm sure that you can deal with living with someone with "ugly friends" for 5 more months. -- Posted by NYGirl1113 at 4:59 pm on Nov. 10, 2005 I can think of roommate horror stories a lot worse than just being fat.  I mean jesus christ, who cares if she is fat?  The only actual bad thing you listed was that she eats your food, although I hope you don't eat her food either.  Even if she does eat your food, it's not THAT bad.  Every roomie I have ever been with has always been pretty fair where we both shell out cash for food and whatever is there is fair game.  You are on egotistical, narcisistic, selfish, prick.  Thank god I don't have you as a roommate. -- Posted by gloryholeguillotine at 5:23 pm on Nov. 12, 2005 Haha, torment her with animals. -- Posted by Practical Discretion at 11:06 pm on Nov. 13, 2005 Quote: from cilly4u at 7:52 pm on Nov. 8, 2005 she may be an incredibly annoying douche but do you need to rag on her weight so much? Thats kind of prejudice and it makes you sound like a skinny twitty bitch. Yeah that's what I was thinking also.  I mean in some cases she is not pulling her weight but in others cases, you don't need to worry about them.  This list is WAY to long for you to worry over one person.  Were do you live?  I a dorm?  Either way, there are ways to get rid of people like this. -- Posted by jkwsouthpimpin12 at 2:59 pm on Nov. 15, 2005 I don't think she's really mad that she's fat, people. I'm pretty sure that part is supposed to be a joke. Even if she is really fat. -- Posted by DiamondRancher1 at 1:06 pm on Nov. 16, 2005 Mine is 250 lbs. and she frequently eats off my plate and talks in this disgusting New Orleans hilllbilly accent. -- Posted by DiamondRancher1 at 1:09 pm on Nov. 16, 2005 i'm so glad i don't have a roomate who listens to country music. fat slob. -- Posted by EmCheers4U at 2:20 pm on Nov. 20, 2005 WOW SHE SOUNDS JUST LIKE TIFFANY.. .MY ROOMATE!!! GAH!! I HATE HER!! I'm just glad im not the only one having to live wiht someone like this. -- Posted by SilverClover at 7:38 pm on Dec. 4, 2005 You don't sound like Ms. Suzy Sunshine either.   -- Posted by fizzlesprettycoke at 10:08 pm on Jan. 2, 2006 Girl I was freaking cracking up when i read that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MYSELF HAD A FAT BITCH ROOMMATE!!!!!!!!!!! my sophomore yr of college. Mind you, it even got horrible. Her and this other Bitch got together and made my life a LIVING HELL. They were hating on my boyfriend and everything! The police was involved and let's just say I'm joining the CIA one day. Pages: 1 2  Next