-- Posted by Anonymous at 9:42 am on Aug. 1, 2012 Sooo... Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and my butthole hurts. I've never done anal sex. I try to go take a shit but nothing comes out and then eventually it stops hurting after some pushing... I don't know what this is...? -- Posted by Demonsateme at 10:02 am on Aug. 1, 2012 Unsure sorry maybe a tapeworm? But I don't know -- Posted by Bo Steel at 10:10 am on Aug. 1, 2012 Goggle "butthurt". -- Posted by birdman101 at 10:52 am on Aug. 1, 2012 gas it sounds like.it can also cause pain in your chest,shoulders and neck. -- Posted by allsmiles at 10:57 am on Aug. 1, 2012 Proctalgia Fugax. Neither do doctors. But it fucking kills. Apparently it's worse than passing kidney stones. -- Posted by Music2Live at 12:09 pm on Aug. 1, 2012 Our bodies do strange things, as well as random pains. You could always ask a doctor about it.