Pages: 1 2  Next -- Posted by messedupman at 3:49 pm on April 12, 2006 i am just wanting to here funny stories about masterbation and the wirdest places you have masterbatid the wierdest place i have masterbatid is in the woods by my house it was very nice and aroseing and no one saw me hopefuly -- Posted by MzConceited at 3:51 pm on April 12, 2006 Thats funny!!! -- Posted by placebo at 3:53 pm on April 12, 2006 in the ocean. it was in mexico ooh -- Posted by RizZosOcTaNe at 3:54 pm on April 12, 2006 shower a couple of times. -- Posted by insertnamehere at 3:56 pm on April 12, 2006 Ocean once. I once hit my face...I think that gives you everything you need lol -- Posted by God of Pankcakes at 3:59 pm on April 12, 2006 Quote: from placebo at 6:53 pm on April 12, 2006 in the ocean. it was in mexico ooh you probably got malaria -- Posted by BevHillsBlondie at 4:00 pm on April 12, 2006 Quote: from RizZosOcTaNe at 3:54 pm on April 12, 2006 shower a couple of times. how extremely special Russ lol -mackenzie -- Posted by tait at 4:00 pm on April 12, 2006 i heard about a guy in my school who had a boner and then his mum walked in, so he fell of his bed and broke his boner. PWN3D. -- Posted by God of Pankcakes at 4:03 pm on April 12, 2006 Quote: from tait at 7:00 pm on April 12, 2006 i heard about a guy in my school who had a boner and then his mum walked in, so he fell of his bed and broke his boner. PWN3D. bless his heart -- Posted by mike911 at 4:10 pm on April 12, 2006 ah no where to exciting.. O wait I just remembered I did it in school back in grade like seven -- Posted by drummer16 at 4:24 pm on April 12, 2006 at the library -- Posted by Rhino at 4:35 pm on April 12, 2006 school back in 8th grade.  i was really horny that day.  had to do somethign to get it off my mind. -- Posted by insertnamehere at 4:43 pm on April 12, 2006 Quote: from mike911 at 12:10 am on April 13, 2006 ah no where to exciting.. O wait I just remembered I did it in school back in grade like seven Bless lol -- Posted by xXTreyXx at 6:16 pm on April 12, 2006 Quote: from tait at 6:00 pm on April 12, 2006 i heard about a guy in my school who had a boner and then his mum walked in, so he fell of his bed and broke his boner. PWN3D. lmao, that story made my day, even though it hurts just thinking about it, it's still hilarious. -- Posted by insertnamehere at 6:27 pm on April 12, 2006 Quote: from xXTreyXx at 2:16 am on April 13, 2006 Quote: from tait at 6:00 pm on April 12, 2006 i heard about a guy in my school who had a boner and then his mum walked in, so he fell of his bed and broke his boner. PWN3D. lmao, that story made my day, even though it hurts just thinking about it, it's still hilarious. Too painful -- Posted by xXTreyXx at 6:30 pm on April 12, 2006 it's a little funny   -- Posted by insertnamehere at 6:42 pm on April 12, 2006 Quote: from xXTreyXx at 2:30 am on April 13, 2006 it's a little funny   I guess lol -- Posted by horny sk8er at 7:23 pm on April 12, 2006 i myself have only done it in my room and in the shower, but i had a friend before i moved that had done it in the bathroom stalls in our school, and in the back of our science class with a paper bag...then this other weird guy who wasnt exactly my friend did it in the computer lab and spread his juices on the keyboard of the computer he was at, that was messed up -- Posted by xXTreyXx at 7:29 pm on April 12, 2006 Quote: from horny sk8er at 9:23 pm on April 12, 2006 i had a friend before i moved that had done it in the bathroom stalls in our school, and in the back of our science class with a paper bag...then this other weird guy who wasnt exactly my friend did it in the computer lab and spread his juices on the keyboard of the computer he was at, that was messed up Wow... i'm glad you dont go to my school, that's some messed up stuff... a paper bag? juices on the keyboard? -- Posted by buddha05 at 9:55 pm on April 12, 2006 Quote: from horny sk8er at 7:23 pm on April 12, 2006 i myself have only done it in my room and in the shower, but i had a friend before i moved that had done it in the bathroom stalls in our school, and in the back of our science class with a paper bag...then this other weird guy who wasnt exactly my friend did it in the computer lab and spread his juices on the keyboard of the computer he was at, that was messed up ewww.... thats hella nasty. lol now im worried my key bored might be contaminated -- Posted by jason1a at 5:06 am on April 13, 2006 Good 6 years ago now but had a millennium to remember was j/o by my gf at the time in the pub on new years eve with family and friends at the same table (Edited by jason1a at 1:07 pm on April 13, 2006) -- Posted by dzyna at 5:42 am on April 13, 2006 with my bf on his uni lawns while a few ppl were still there XD -- Posted by twistedangel at 10:29 am on April 13, 2006 Quote: from drummer16 at 6:24 pm on April 12, 2006 at the library at the library, how did you get away with it? -- Posted by sexyman11 at 6:52 pm on April 13, 2006 i heard about a guy in my school who had a boner and then his mum walked in, so he fell of his bed and broke his boner. PWN3D. lmao, that story made my day, even though it hurts just thinking about it, it's still hilarious. Too painful really painful; i have masturbated on top of my ceiling at night might say the most weird one; and in a parking lot in a van.. -- Posted by cordially invited at 7:50 pm on April 13, 2006 Well, this happened to my boyfriend. We were on the phone, in the mood for phone sex. And right when we were about to start, he had his penis out, and he had forgotten to lock the door, and his sister walked in. Ahahaha, I felt really bad but I couldn't stop laughing, and that happened almost 4months ago, and I still remind him up to now. -- Posted by gurlnextdoor at 2:58 pm on April 14, 2006 lol some of the stories are so funny -- Posted by sexyboy13 at 11:09 am on June 4, 2006 Quote: from tait at 7:00 pm on April 12, 2006 i heard about a guy in my school who had a boner and then his mum walked in, so he fell of his bed and broke his boner. PWN3D. -- Posted by big john at 9:17 am on Oct. 18, 2006 one time i was in the confessiaonal and was really turned on by my minister and i cudnt help myself so i started to go crazy on it and another young boy happened to open the door and saw me and ran off crying -- Posted by Crippleboy at 2:48 pm on April 3, 2007 me i have done it on the roof it was midday and i was sick so i climbed on the roof behind the ac thing and did it it was windy felt good -- Posted by rich 78907890 at 11:20 pm on June 26, 2008 me in my bed befor sleeping during shower Pages: 1 2  Next